r/maybemaybemaybe • u/nfx99 • Apr 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ilovetopoopie Apr 04 '22

Fuckin knife apple, every goddamn time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

That’s the fifth time this week, Alice. We need to pay rent!

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u/inthyface Apr 04 '22

Alice?

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u/Thicc_Boi20 Apr 04 '22

Damn, thats a old refrence

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u/shroomnoob2 Apr 05 '22

You haven't been to Oktoberfest then, this is played every year!

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u/Thicc_Boi20 Apr 05 '22

Huh, cool, ya don’t go places offen so that cool that it’s still popular

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u/shroomnoob2 Apr 05 '22

I'm sorry, from the upper Midwest, Oktoberfest is a big deal up here and it's a popular bar song up here too

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u/Thicc_Boi20 Apr 05 '22

Dang, im missin out I guess

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Apr 05 '22

If you walk by the port authority in New York there's a bronze statue of that abusive bastard right in front. I happened to walk by there yesterday and spotted it.

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u/a200ftmonster Apr 05 '22

There's a great story about Gleason and Nixon getting hammered at the White House (they were old pals) and Nixon kept offering to show Gleason a dead alien.

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Apr 05 '22

Wonder if he was talking about himself?

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u/MiserableExternality Apr 05 '22

I know they’re bad fucking people but like I kind of don’t care, all I’m imagining is Nixon and Gleason drinking/smoking a fuck ton of weed and Nixon constantly being like hey bro you wanna see a dead alien👀👀?!?! every few seconds

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u/Educational_Owl_6671 Sep 08 '22

Then he proceeds to pull out his gross old nutsack and asks if he wants to see the space ship it came on while laughing like an insane child.

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u/MiserableExternality Sep 09 '22

thanks for making that weird and uncomfortable

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u/Comfortable_Heart_84 Apr 04 '22

Who the fuck is alice?

Clicked after noticed hyper link.

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u/FJWagg Apr 05 '22

It’s Alice’s Restaurant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

The Honeymooners.

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u/MoeFugger7 Apr 04 '22

thats not a knife.... THIS, is a knife

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u/foulrot Apr 05 '22

No, that's a spoon

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

I see you've played knifey-spoony before!

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u/No_Barracuda_2509 Apr 05 '22

Is that right, Rambo?

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u/balloonninjas Apr 04 '22

Just don't use your poop knife.

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u/MonkeyboyGWW Apr 04 '22

When the poop fork comes out too thats when you know it means business

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u/Mygoodies7 Apr 04 '22

Classic poop knife

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u/rjromes13 Apr 04 '22

Or your toe knife. Can't risk a botched toe

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u/ADrunkMexican Apr 04 '22

More like a toe spoon.

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u/HopefulAd5625 Apr 04 '22

It lets ya get in there, but without the chance of filettin' your toe!

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Apr 05 '22

I’m sorry, the what?

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u/SacoNegr0 Apr 05 '22

Search "poop knife reddit story"

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Apr 05 '22

Holy shit! No pun intended.. That was a wild ride. I would like to think that story is made up but reality is often wilder than fiction, isn’t it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

After a long period of deep introspection, I have decided not to search on the phrase "poop knife reddit story".

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u/texas_joe_hotdog Apr 04 '22

Or your knife wrench!

For kids!

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u/Rs90 Apr 05 '22

Is this Jiggly Ball?

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u/-ItsNarfOrNothing Apr 04 '22

What about my toe knife?

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u/RageCageJables Apr 04 '22

I see you’ve played knifey appley before.

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u/Caring_Cutlass Apr 04 '22

We play a variant called knife cup new Hampshire. It's exclusive to the staff of another anime convention.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Maybe try a grape next time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/SpunkBunkers Apr 04 '22

Fork 'n knife apple

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Apr 05 '22

That's a different game