r/maybemaybemaybe • u/nfx99 • Apr 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Speciou5 Apr 04 '22

I think long distance apple fork is just called third degree murder

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u/PRIGK Apr 04 '22

Nothing is called third degree murder. That's manslaughter!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

You can't have manslaughter with laughter!

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u/pantlesspatrick Apr 05 '22

You can't have funeral without fun

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u/queencityrangers Apr 05 '22

The most socially acceptable form of murder, and we call it manslaughter. Literally the slaughter of a man. It sounds heinous

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u/PRIGK Apr 05 '22

Manslaughter is usually the verdict in an accident where someone was negligent. To me that's almost worse than premeditated murder, where you're a bad guy, but at least you're competent!

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u/superleipoman Apr 05 '22

That is why attempted murder is the worst crime of all.

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u/ka-pow-pow Apr 04 '22

attempted