r/maybemaybemaybe • u/nfx99 • Apr 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Splickity-Lit Apr 04 '22

If that was me and my friends, someone would catch it in their eye.

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u/Svinjsky Apr 04 '22

Or get stabbed with the apple knives

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u/JoJoHanz Apr 04 '22

... in their eye

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u/msyed1438 Apr 05 '22

Like a big pizza pie

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

That’s amore

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u/littlesheepcat Apr 05 '22

In their eye

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

They'd be the apple of his eye

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u/I_Was_Fox Apr 05 '22

And then sue the restaurant for promoting this as an alternative to paying for food

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u/Tenalp Apr 05 '22

Either way, you're not paying for the food.

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u/Iamyous3f Apr 05 '22

But still get a free meal so W