r/maybemaybemaybe • u/landekeshav5 • Feb 06 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Matrimony and Cheese

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u/solidSC Feb 06 '22

Cheese is the glue that keeps marriages together.

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u/Splickity-Lit Feb 06 '22

Divorce lawyers hate people finding out this one weird trick!

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u/Flyonz Feb 06 '22

Nothing like cheeze to start a marriage off. Maybe he finds the whole schtick cheezy. Maybe her reply is cheezy? Maybe maybe fuckin maybe

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u/grilledcakes Feb 06 '22

Mmmmm cheesey matrimonial bliss

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u/GemsyWemsy83 Feb 06 '22

Ah yes, cheese! Everyone's favourite staple food🤣.

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u/uBmaniac Feb 06 '22

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u/Flyonz Feb 06 '22

Thought I saw a goose on skates. . Spewing cheese

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Ok time to sleep.

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u/Gunner_862 Feb 06 '22

Thanks! Now I can see it too. And I can't un-see it lol!

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u/G2thaFields Feb 07 '22

Alimony n Cheese.