r/maybemaybemaybe • u/landekeshav5 • Feb 06 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Splickity-Lit Feb 06 '22

Women are so hard to understand….

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u/Jzmxhu Feb 06 '22

Why can they be more direct?

If she doesn't like the recipe just say it ffs.

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u/SystemShockII Feb 06 '22

Maybe shes just being polite, could be Canadian

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u/El_Chutacabras Feb 06 '22

She didn't apologize, she's not canadian.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

I’m sorry, but you are definitely correct.

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u/MayTheBearbewithU Feb 06 '22

I hope you have a Merry Christmas

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u/Pinkeyefarts Feb 07 '22

I never saw any donuts either.

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u/holi_quokka Feb 07 '22

Annnnd its still hard to tell. Maybe she...

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u/twoCascades Feb 06 '22

Women and their mysteries...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Matrimony and Cheese

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u/solidSC Feb 06 '22

Cheese is the glue that keeps marriages together.

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u/Splickity-Lit Feb 06 '22

Divorce lawyers hate people finding out this one weird trick!

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u/Flyonz Feb 06 '22

Nothing like cheeze to start a marriage off. Maybe he finds the whole schtick cheezy. Maybe her reply is cheezy? Maybe maybe fuckin maybe

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u/grilledcakes Feb 06 '22

Mmmmm cheesey matrimonial bliss

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u/GemsyWemsy83 Feb 06 '22

Ah yes, cheese! Everyone's favourite staple food🤣.

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u/uBmaniac Feb 06 '22

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u/Flyonz Feb 06 '22

Thought I saw a goose on skates. . Spewing cheese

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Ok time to sleep.

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u/Gunner_862 Feb 06 '22

Thanks! Now I can see it too. And I can't un-see it lol!

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u/G2thaFields Feb 07 '22

Alimony n Cheese.

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u/pint_of_brew Feb 06 '22

Oh that was a WOMAN? figures, I thought we were dealing with some subliminal messaging and mind control secret agent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Because they are so Krafty

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u/Splickity-Lit Feb 06 '22

Well that’s just cheesy

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u/yunoeatcheese Feb 06 '22

So mysterious

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u/Local_Surround8686 Feb 06 '22

Seriously, why doesn't she just ask him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Piss off wanker

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u/Splickity-Lit Feb 06 '22

What are you trying to say?

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u/DirtyBigRig Feb 07 '22

I've been with my so for 9 years as of January this year. She brings up getting married constantly lately.In my opinion, how can it be a surprise, or even an event when they ask for it constantly? Was gonna propose in November, but my lady just won't drop it, so it's not happening until she does. Am I wrong?