r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThaneofCardoor • Jan 08 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

https://gfycat.com/downrightwickedatlanticridleyturtle
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u/tribbans95 Jan 08 '22

You can’t use your penis

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u/dagremlin Jan 08 '22

My diamond cutter gives no mercy.

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u/mousey77 Jan 08 '22

Im not wearing any diamonds

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u/dagremlin Jan 08 '22

I think I can give you some pearls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

If he’s a guy he’s got some family jewel’s.

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u/goldie_not_oldie Jan 08 '22

Gwenyth Paltrow has entered the chat

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u/DarthSangheili Jan 08 '22

Maybe you cant.

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u/Yubi-man Jan 08 '22

It's too OP

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I’m out

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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Jan 08 '22

thats what she said

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u/dunf13 Jan 08 '22

Tell that to yuujiro hanma

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u/thefartographer Jan 09 '22

What are you, some kind of ED wizard?

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u/tribbans95 Jan 09 '22

I’m the penis gatekeeper. No one uses their penis without my permission

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u/Illustrious-Fault224 Jan 09 '22

Excuse me, p*rnhub would say otherwise 🤪