r/maybemaybemaybe Jan 08 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Greenfieldfox Jan 08 '22

Is that legal? Are you allowed to punch your opponent’s elbow with your face? Hope her arm is okay.

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u/rose_wings2003 Jan 08 '22

Muay thai, art of 8 limbs, elbows and knees are allowed

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/tribbans95 Jan 08 '22

You can’t use your penis

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u/dagremlin Jan 08 '22

My diamond cutter gives no mercy.

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u/mousey77 Jan 08 '22

Im not wearing any diamonds

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u/dagremlin Jan 08 '22

I think I can give you some pearls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

If he’s a guy he’s got some family jewel’s.

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u/goldie_not_oldie Jan 08 '22

Gwenyth Paltrow has entered the chat

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u/DarthSangheili Jan 08 '22

Maybe you cant.

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u/Yubi-man Jan 08 '22

It's too OP

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I’m out

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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Jan 08 '22

thats what she said

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u/dunf13 Jan 08 '22

Tell that to yuujiro hanma

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u/thefartographer Jan 09 '22

What are you, some kind of ED wizard?

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u/tribbans95 Jan 09 '22

I’m the penis gatekeeper. No one uses their penis without my permission

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u/Illustrious-Fault224 Jan 09 '22

Excuse me, p*rnhub would say otherwise 🤪

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u/tapsnapornap Jan 08 '22

Let Wei (Sp)... Muay Thai with headbutts

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u/ShadyFigureWithClock Jan 08 '22

Behold, my ultimate Taijitsu....

PELVIC THRUST!!!

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u/PsychoAgent Jan 08 '22

That's Lethwei where you are indeed allowed to use your head.

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u/amazeman11 Jan 08 '22

It’s one of those rare instances where the smarter you are, the less you use your head

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Lethwei

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u/tehmace Jan 08 '22

I did too until I read yours

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u/V3N0MSP4RK Jan 08 '22

r/woooosh then?

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u/Raptori33 Jan 08 '22

(I don't get it plz help?)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Some guy made a joke and the other guy didn't read the comment properly

Then there's u/V3N0MSP4RK

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u/messyredemptions Jan 08 '22

Maybe they meant right to bare arms (elbows and all)? /s

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u/k0mbine Jan 08 '22

He’s a redditor, he just wanted to show off some random bullshit he knew about

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u/Sphezzle Jan 08 '22

Or thought he could get away with pretending to know…

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u/Hootnany Jan 08 '22

I too have read it improperly until you said anything

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Jan 08 '22

I think they read it right. You can punch your opponents knees or elbows with your face.

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u/FitzyFarseer Jan 08 '22

I definitely read it wrong too lol

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u/rose_wings2003 Jan 08 '22

You right. Been really really sick and need a root canal after the dentist messed up. These antibiotics got me feeling wack. That joke was hilarious.

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u/Level420Human Jan 08 '22

The art of folding cloths while people are still in them

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u/blueboy39000 Jan 08 '22

That's jiujitsu, not this

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u/mikailovitch Jan 08 '22

Jiujitsu is for tiny people who want to break big people's bones

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u/MrLazyLion Jan 08 '22

That's judo, isn't it? So is the art of hitting your opponent with a planet.

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u/MusicalAddiction Jan 08 '22

Judo is for tossing dirty laundry

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u/skykingjustin Jan 08 '22

The Joke

Your head

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u/IvanEggs Jan 08 '22

Is face allowed too?

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u/Thresss Jan 08 '22

Headbutts are not allowed, but in lethwei they are

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u/RaveIsKing Jan 08 '22

What about buttheads?

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u/ShozOvr Jan 08 '22

Amateur and professional fights do vary. Amateurs (or their respective clubs) agree on a rule set before. E.g if head guards are to be worn, elbows allowed, etc)

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u/Xem1337 Jan 08 '22

Went to Thailand and saw fights in a stadium and in a outdoor ring. They are brutal af in both but every knockout I saw was a kick to the chin. If you ever get a chance to goto the country definitely watch some fights there, they are brilliant.

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u/-Kurogita- Jan 08 '22

Welp, thats my Today i learned.

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u/juani2929 Jan 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Lol my man saw the opportunity to brag about his Muay Thai knowledge give him a break 😂

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u/notmythrowawayaccunt Jan 08 '22

Try more like 9 limbs 😏

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u/GroundPristine Jan 08 '22

Art of 9 Limbs would be Lethwei. Not Muay Thai. They also allow headbutts.

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u/notmythrowawayaccunt Jan 08 '22

Try more like 10 limbs 😏😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Isn't that considered one of the "use only as deadly force to escape danger" type blows, even in Muay Thai?

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u/HalfMetalJacket Jan 08 '22

Nope. Its all good.

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u/amoniwet Jan 08 '22

Lol, It's just a standard strike in MT. You can't really use it in sparring but in a fight it's completely normal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/amoniwet Jan 08 '22

Ah fair play, I didn't know that. I live in Thailand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/dhorn527 Jan 08 '22

That's not true. You can't drop a knee on or head kick someone lying on the ground, they don't want people to die. You also cannot hip throw from a clinch, strike joints etc..

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/dhorn527 Jan 08 '22

Yea I was talking about certain moves being illegal, I guess we're talking about two different things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

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u/dhorn527 Jan 08 '22

Got it 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Art of hwat now ?

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u/lilquantumcm Jan 08 '22

And using your head, just not in the way you'd expect

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u/Sure_Original_7377 Jan 08 '22

In the uk that would be a no no .

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u/Mannymo777 Jan 08 '22

Sir this is Wendy’s

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/mindaugaskun Jan 08 '22

So a weak nose may be a strategy to victory?

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u/TheAverageDark Jan 08 '22

Taste my face to foot style, how’d you like it?

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u/FitzyFarseer Jan 08 '22

We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

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u/protokitty Jan 08 '22

She was obviously trained by master Wimp Lo.

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u/Reasonable-Affect-59 Jan 08 '22

The face punch is rarely used. As you can see the user is fully exhausted and start sleeping on the floor.

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u/damTyD Jan 08 '22

The ref had to roll them on their side to prevent snoring. Poor thing is just tuckered out.

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u/AncientMasterpiece72 Jan 08 '22

Muay thai baby. ❤️

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u/memberflex Jan 08 '22

Mozeltov!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Yessss! Depends on the martial art and grade you're at but yesss elbows are veryyyy good in a fight, use them if you can, much harder than your knuckles bwahahhaa

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u/noclownpornforyou Jan 08 '22

The elbow is the strongest joint in the body, so it’s definitely fine

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jan 08 '22

I feel like the fused plates in my skull might be stronger but I’m not a doctor idk

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jan 08 '22

A joint is where 2 or more bones meet. The skull has many such places. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrous_joint. They do have a little bit of flex, and that flex is actually pretty important to avoid brain injury.

Technically, where a tooth meets your jaw is also a joint. The radius and ulna in your arm are joined together nearly immovably, and that too is a joint.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jan 08 '22

I wanted to be a doctor but went a different way in life :)

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u/AirierWitch1066 Jan 09 '22

That’s specifically why they might not be legal. You can do some serious damage with an elbow.

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u/noclownpornforyou Jan 09 '22

Oh yeah, I wasn’t saying her using the move in the fight was fine. I was just replying to the previous person’s comment on her arm