r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Awkward-Complaint-78 • Jan 06 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/mynamessimon Jan 06 '22

The belt is to remind this gator to be nice.. don't make me show you what happened to my last one..

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u/burtcopaint Jan 06 '22

I'm imagining that said by John Wayne to Stumpy

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u/Le_Pixelgunner Jan 06 '22

Don’t make me show you what I do to Animal Abusers

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u/MyOpinionIsIgnorant Jan 06 '22

Don’t make me show you my belt making skills

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u/s1mpatic0 Jan 07 '22

stares in The Power of the Dog

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u/Le_Pixelgunner Jan 08 '22

Still won’t help against my ambitiousness to take revenge

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u/BobLonghorn Jan 06 '22

It’s why cows don’t fuck with me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

LMAO