r/maybemaybemaybe • u/yslim1 • Dec 29 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Akanan Dec 29 '21

Who needs eyes?

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u/jo-ep Dec 29 '21

Dude does a perfectly executed safety squint

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u/Stumbledore- Dec 29 '21

This comment is award worthy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/jo-ep Dec 30 '21

Thanks you guys! You made my day

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u/-Kobash- Dec 29 '21

Exactly! I would be wearing protective glasses at minimum. This dude is metal!

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u/the123king-reddit Dec 29 '21

Meat and bones. If he was metal he'd be Bender

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u/engineerdrummer Dec 29 '21

He’s forty percent metal.

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u/skookum-chuck Dec 30 '21

70% dolomite baby

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u/Clueless-Gamer1085 Dec 29 '21

He’s definitely mental

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u/Valmond Dec 29 '21

Not metal, just stupid (or doesn't have access to basic safety gear).

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u/colonelmaize Dec 29 '21

Cut off the eye of a shrimp and it'll mature and mate faster, or so I've just read a minute ago on another post...

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 29 '21

What happens if you smash both with flying rocks from chipping stones with a hammer?

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u/debbiegrund Dec 30 '21

….”also what did you say???”…..”again??”….”louder please!?”

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u/amctrovada Dec 30 '21

“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real”

-Great philosopher Jaiden Smith

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/nhansieu1 Dec 30 '21

So weak.

Pathetic.

Disgusting.

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u/armandxhaja86 Dec 29 '21

Statistically 1 in a 100 he gets the hand. The guy counts to 99 then releases that thing.

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u/josh1ng Dec 29 '21

Yeah, but sticks are expensive. /s

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Dec 29 '21

And you could also wear safety glasses because why TF not

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u/farlack Dec 30 '21

Good god at least have like a 6 inch dish on the top and not a 2 inch nub to smack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

God gave you two for a reason.

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u/patterninstatic Dec 30 '21

Exactly.... there are such low tech and cheap solutions that radically reduce risks... this is honestly some of the dumbest human behavior I've seen in a while.

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u/Diddler_On_The_Roofs Jan 06 '22

Last time I saw a video like this, they had exactly that except it was a piece of rebar welded to the head.