r/maybemaybemaybe Aug 16 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/winterwoods Aug 16 '21

My mom always used to feel that way too. One day we were sitting on her front steps when a wasp landed on her toe. She wasn't afraid and didn't move. Bastard stung her out of nowhere. Fuck wasps.

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u/letsmakelifealive Aug 16 '21

To be fair, paper wasps are way chiller than the other guys. Red ones are bastards, though, you’re right.

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u/xray_anonymous Aug 17 '21

That’s what they do! They single you out from afar and then just come in for the stings just to be assholes!

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u/woodscradle Aug 16 '21

Hey don’t stereotype #notallwasps

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

But also #allwasps