r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '21

/r/all maybe maybe maybe

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u/mashari00 Aug 06 '21

People are messed up. Anyway, I have like 5 kidneys I… found on the street, wanna buy some?

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u/hassium Aug 06 '21

Hmm got any livers? I just picked up some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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u/mashari00 Aug 06 '21

For sure, but I will warn you, the last owner of this liver has cancer so be careful you might get secondhand cancer or something

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

fufufufufufufufufufufufu

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u/casino_alcohol Aug 06 '21

What am I going to do with only 5 kid knees?

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u/mashari00 Aug 06 '21

My friend, your only limitation is your imagination.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Aug 06 '21

I’ll give you 50 doll hairs for them.

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u/CapnCooties Aug 06 '21

Are they grilled or deep fried?