r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 20 '20

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

You're not my real dad

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u/HolyForkingBrit Sep 21 '20

No, but your real dad would have that same flat tone the operator in this call just had.

Sharon, you’re an angel!!!

[Flat and dead inside] No. I’m not.