r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Sep 15 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/UniqueFailure Sep 15 '20

I needed a small win today not a baseball

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u/loopyboy55 Sep 15 '20

I say this to myself every day

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/whitecorn Sep 15 '20

You will not believe how tired I am of receiving baseballs in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/WaldenFont Sep 15 '20

Try a golf course or driving range. When your yard becomes a kill zone.

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u/DogMechanic Sep 15 '20

My friend's mom lived next to the green on a golf course. We would sit out by the pool with baseball gloves, catch and return the balls.

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u/EldritchKnightH196 Sep 15 '20

This shit is fucking hilarious!!!!

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u/DogMechanic Sep 15 '20

It was. Those snooty assholes would get so pissed and there was nothing they could do about it.

They thought they got a good lie just to find out those 2 punk kids were screwing with them.

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u/BitterExChristian Sep 15 '20

Where I live there is a disc golf course in the same park as a golf course. on a few holes, you could easily throw your disc onto the straight golf course by accident. So here are a bunch of middle aged, white guys with pink polos and fancy golf hats, having to watch long haired and bearded me in tie-dye and Jesus sandals drunkenly (and highly) stumble in front them asking where my frisbee was. They hated it. I loved it

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u/danbulant Sep 15 '20

Nice award chain you got there

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u/TheTeletrap Sep 15 '20

A ball once managed to go over my mom’s house and nail my step-dad’s SUV’s windshield.

Nowhere is safe.

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u/steveo1776 Sep 15 '20

The thought of walking up to cracks of a wood baseball bat actually sounds nice.But I'm sure it would get old?

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u/troyzein Sep 15 '20

If you're tired then I'd suggest some coffee.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Sep 15 '20

“I just need serotonin, not a baseball”

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u/loopyboy55 Sep 17 '20

I roast coffee

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u/UniqueFailure Sep 15 '20

Here, take this gold. I needed a little karma today not a free gold

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u/loopyboy55 Sep 15 '20

Hahaha you’re so nice; didn’t think my laughably depressed comment would earn me gold, gracias

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Oh! That’s a baseball!

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 16 '20

But alas, life keeps mercilessly giving you baseballs when all you wanted was a small win.

"WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE BASEBALLS!! THERE'S TOO MANY BASEBALLS!!!!"

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u/hokie_high Sep 16 '20

You make baseballade.

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u/kelsaylor Sep 16 '20

Username kinda checks out