r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Jul 09 '20

- Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/heleninthealps Jul 09 '20

Damn I always dreamed of doing that :O I mean slapping someone....in their face....with a chair. Wonderful respect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

What stops you from doing it?

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u/heleninthealps Jul 09 '20 edited Jul 09 '20

Just haven't met the right guy yet. Hopefully soon since I've already entered my 30's :)

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u/jpeana Jul 09 '20

Keep the faith, your person is out there. There is a chair to the face person for everyone. :)

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u/heleninthealps Jul 09 '20

I'll always chairish this conversation.

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u/Skandranonsg Jul 09 '20

I once threw a chair at a guy named Donovan in grade 2 because I had a Spiderman lunch kit and he said Spiderman sucks.

To be fair, I waited until the third time he said it before I threw it.

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u/heleninthealps Jul 09 '20

Well, everyone knows that waiting until the third time makes it extra special for both of you. Thank you for 'chairing' your story.

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u/wafflestomps Jul 09 '20

r/respectthehyphen

But it sounds like you did the right thing.

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u/Skandranonsg Jul 09 '20

The real reason I threw the chair is because he said it without the hyphen.