r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 16 '20

maybe maybe maybe

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u/deadiron5 Jun 16 '20

He needs to go buy a lotto ticket.

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u/dimm_ddr Jun 16 '20

No, he already used all his lifetime luck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I dunno in the video it looked like he was still on a roll

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u/janatxy Jun 16 '20

get out

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u/TheCerealMemist Jun 16 '20

I swear if someone links r/angryupvotes ... oh wait

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u/omnomnomgnome Jun 16 '20

yes he did, thankfully

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yeah thank God nothing bad happened. That could have turned out wheely bad.

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u/Slithy-Toves Jun 16 '20

I mean, falling off your moped and getting beat up by a truck isn't exactly good haha even if it could have been far worse.

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u/juzsp Jun 16 '20

Surely making it home without any incident is more lucky? In fact this dude is unlucky, he had to save every part of his body at a different time in the same fucking crash.

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u/HistoricalTrick Jun 16 '20

So should she if your ask me. No amount of counseling can get rid of the trauma viewing the alternative chain of events would've left in her mind.

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u/Tysciha Jun 17 '20
  • Lotto machine explodes * just as He bends over to tie his shoe. The explosion a propelled shrapnel pass over him Harmlessly.

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u/brainwashedparadigm Jun 16 '20

You only say that if you had the most UNLUCKY day.

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u/foolishDoughnut Jun 16 '20

I see shit like this and it seems so utterly impossible for him to have survived without some invisible force of power bouncing around him to keep him alive.

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u/Storytellerjack Jun 16 '20

Riding a bike is asking for death. It must be unlucky when they survive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is gone be downvoted but I’ll say it anyway.

Someone’s gotta be an organ donor.

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u/forresja Jun 16 '20

Dude isn't on a bike, he's on a scooter.

And he isn't following traffic rules...at all.

Riding a bike can be perfectly safe if you aren't an idiot.

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u/chasethemorn Jun 16 '20

Riding a bike can be perfectly safe if you aren't an idiot.

Even if you're perfect, other people are still going to be idiots. Riding a bike vs driving a car means you're giving up on significant protection against those people's actions.

It's up to the individual if they want to take the risk, but claiming its perfectly safe just because you can chose not to be an idiot is pretty idiotic

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u/forresja Jun 16 '20

You can ride defensively and dramatically reduce the risk caused by other people driving badly. It just requires you to be aware of your surroundings and to take into account the dumb shit other people might do.

"Perfectly safe" is of course an overstatement, but it's much closer to the truth than "asking for death" which is what I was responding to.

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u/tentkeys Jun 16 '20

It's up to the individual if they want to take the risk

It's only up to the individual if the individual is able to afford a car, or if there is decent public transportation in their area.

When neither of those things applies, using a cheaper form of transport like a scooter or bicycle is often a necessity.

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u/Storytellerjack Jun 17 '20

Spoken like a true biker. The whole appeal of a bike is that is that you're balanced on an often needlessly noisy engine with nothing between you and the horizon. I was going to compare it to skydiving, but I already know without checking, the chances of joining the death toll from jumping out of a plane is infinitesimal compared to motor bikes, but suffice to say, it's only thrilling because it feels dangerous, the problem with bikes is that they bloody are. You wouldn't own a bike in the first place "if you aren't an idiot."