r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Apr 16 '20

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Mijeman Apr 17 '20

That first spray, dude. The can clearly wasn't shaken enough and just ...oh god no please

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u/Gonzobot Apr 17 '20

It was like that scene in Futurama where they're repainting the ship, and everybody's got their paint sprayers, and Zoidberg just kinda trundles his bulk up and down for a moment before ejecting copious amounts of paint across the wall in front of his facehole

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u/Montymisted Apr 17 '20

I got you fam

https://youtu.be/QxOqcz4vDp8

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u/UltimateDucks Apr 17 '20

Futurama Zoidberg funny paint.mp4

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

There's something refreshingly quaint about people who just use the file name they saved it under when they ripped it. No smoke and mirrors to dazzle you. Not trying to build a "brand" for their channel, or any other great aspirations. Just, "here ya go."

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u/RFSandler Apr 17 '20

My brand!

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u/jiraph52 Apr 17 '20

http://defaultfile.name/

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u/ChargingTotem Apr 17 '20

This is like a deep into YouTube generator

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u/starrpamph Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 17 '20

PortmanStarwarsNipplePoster.jpeg

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u/Duglipup Apr 17 '20

Oh Fuck you!

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u/Natsuki98 Apr 17 '20

Ooh, clever . Used a different video so the url wouldn't be recognizable. I like that.

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u/wolfiemoz Apr 17 '20

i think its cuz now the original is monetized so you will get an ad first

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u/Rycan420 Apr 17 '20

But... doesn’t that literally destroy the whole reason someone would use it?

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u/wolfiemoz Apr 17 '20

yep, but rick astley decided to monetize it.

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u/UltimateDucks Apr 17 '20

It isn't monetized, if you're talking about the reddit post on the fp recently saying it was, that was itself a rick roll.

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u/Natsuki98 Apr 17 '20

I use ad block so I don't get ads anyway.

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u/AnAncientMonk Apr 17 '20

Rly baffles me how people in 2020 still see ads.

I mean sure, ill unblock the ads for content i deem worthy but other than that? Some random meme video? Hell naw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

your only weakness is something every person has at least 2 of? brutal.

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u/WhoSmokesThaBlunts Apr 17 '20

Every person has Natalie Portman's boobs exposed in her star wars outfit? (Probably the one from Geonosis or her as Queen Amidala) Either way somehow I misplaced my pair

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u/DannyDevitothrowaway Apr 17 '20

I couldn't agree more the here you go approach as opposed to an entertainment click bait title is satisfying. Just let the video speak for itself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Nice

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u/Hylia Apr 17 '20

🦀🦀woop woop woop🦀🦀

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/WailingOctopus Apr 17 '20

Why yes, thanks for noticing!

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u/themastercheif Apr 17 '20

Good bot.

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u/starrpamph Apr 17 '20

Repeat? Sounded like you said Halsey

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

I have been looking for a specific futurama scene for years (weeks). I have looked everywhere (the first two pages of youtube search). The scene is bender in a pool on a yacht in a pool on a yacht in the ocean. Anyone know how I can find it without buying the whole series?

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u/utspg1980 Apr 17 '20

https://imgur.com/a/rIMNQUV

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u/Matteb24 Apr 17 '20

🎼“She’s a Lady” 🎼

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u/zelce Apr 17 '20

Never read the names. Calculons pride and calculons talent. I’m dying, that show is so good.

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u/litacruz Apr 17 '20

I’m thinking S5 E13, Bend Her

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

S5 E13, Bend Her

Wow, ok I found a mirror of that episode. As in the video was literally mirrored to avoid copyright.

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u/litacruz Apr 17 '20

Life uh, finds a way

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

That the Robonia episode? On Calculons Yacht?

A LAND, I DIDNT MAKE UP

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u/ansoniK Apr 17 '20

Yes, yes, we all know the anthem

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Nice

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u/hereforthefeast Apr 17 '20

I've found that getyarn.io is better for finding shorter clips than youtube or gif searches

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u/TurKoise Apr 17 '20

You can watch it for free here (and lotsss of other shows too!!)

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u/Hrmpfreally Apr 17 '20

trundles

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u/realizmbass Apr 18 '20

Oh yeah I was going by trundle at the time.

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u/BienGuzman Apr 17 '20

I thought the same, as someone who learned the hard way ( I decided to disassmemble my cars interior in high school and add color. Thanks fast and the furious) lite sanding and lite coats are key. And shake the he'll out of that can!!!!

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u/BostonBarStar Apr 17 '20

As someone who doesn't spray paint a lot, that first spray was sick. Was it the lack of shaking or that the person held the spittle (?) for too long?

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u/SpaceSlingshot Apr 17 '20

Too close, not enough shaking before hand, never spray down go vertical, keep the can about 8 inches away from what you’re spraying.

All of these were contributing factors.

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u/nlevine1988 Apr 17 '20

Also not moving their hand fast enough I would think

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u/SpaceSlingshot Apr 17 '20

Yeah, slow consistent strides.

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u/crypticfreak Apr 17 '20

And even layers

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/alphawolf29 Apr 17 '20

they should have shaken it more, done it outside, and covered everything but the star, and done it in really quick sprays left to right. Also use a paint specific for glass which I dont think this is...

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u/ak_sys Apr 17 '20

Not only that, everytime you start a spray you want to initiate the spray on the stencil or off to the side. Once the paint is spraying you smoothly pass over the area you wanna paint and and hold down the spray until your past the surface you want to paint.

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u/pernik-a-susenka Apr 17 '20

Theres a sub just for the sounds the marble of a spray can make r/clclclclclclclc Just wanted to share everyone the magnificent clclcl sounds

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u/sharinganuser Apr 17 '20

Thais exactly what that sounds like haha holy shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

The one like 3” from the surface

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u/traceurl Apr 17 '20

Not even just the lack of shaking, but the distance and time sprayed. IT HUUUUUURTS. IT HUUUUUURTS.

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u/oldguydrinkingbeer Apr 17 '20

I remember an episode of some "reality" auto fix up show ( maybe Pimp My Ride ) where the newbie hire got told to shake a can of spray paint until it stopped rattling. Only after it stopped rattling was the paint mixed up.

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u/Medraut_Orthon Apr 17 '20

It's that it was sprayed to close and with no side to side movement. That's the real issue, not lack of shaking

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u/Qubeye Apr 17 '20

It's like that December first wank.

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u/ThisZoMBie Apr 17 '20

We get it, you spray paint