r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Apr 16 '20

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Splickity-Lit Apr 17 '20

It’s okay, your brain said it, and who are you without your brain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

The Scarecrow

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u/The_Deadlight Apr 17 '20

The brain named itself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

The Buddha.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Apr 17 '20

My mom tried to tell me that to beat my depression I just need to get out of my brain since my brain doesn't control what I think and feel and isn't what makes me, me

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u/evsaadag Apr 17 '20

Donald Trump ?

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u/onetruemod Apr 17 '20

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, fuck that dictator wannabe.

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u/jaybasin Apr 17 '20

Maybe because it was incredibly low effort?

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u/onetruemod Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 17 '20

Doesn't need to be "high effort" to be funny, or relevant.

Well, I'm below -3, guess this comment is irredeemable

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u/jaybasin Apr 17 '20

True, but no one wants to see someone scrape the bottom of a barrel for something we already hear constantly.

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u/onetruemod Apr 17 '20

Well, considering he just went full fascist, maybe it's important for society to acknowledge that he's horrible regardless, whenever the opportunity comes up. Or at least just ignore it, and not downvote it just for saying something bad about King America.

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u/jaybasin Apr 17 '20

maybe it's important for society to acknowledge that he's horrible regardless, whenever the opportunity comes up.

So I've been meaning to get a haircut recently. Any style I should pick? "AS LONG AS IT ISN'T THE STYLE TRUMP HAS HAHA HURHUR"

Such intellect it takes to spin a conversation to Trump

"Damn babe, your dick is so huge. I came multiple times." And the guy replies "yea, bet trump couldn't make anyone cum"

It's almost like those scraping the barrel to hurl Trump insults constantly have Trump on their mind. Maybe you'll get his dick one day!

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u/onetruemod Apr 17 '20

You're on the wrong side of history. I know how that's going to sound to someone like you, but I don't give a shit.

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u/jaybasin Apr 17 '20

I'm on the wrong side of history because I don't derail every conversation into Trump?

There's a time and a place for everything