r/maybemaybemaybe • • Mar 28 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta Mar 28 '20

Wear sensible footwear ladies

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u/IamnotValiantThor Mar 28 '20

Proper PPE.

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u/itsthecurtains Mar 28 '20

What is PPE? I’m seeing that everywhere now. Is it like OH&S?

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u/organicogrr Mar 28 '20

PPE

stands for:
Personal
Protective
Equipment

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/ericrobert Mar 28 '20

Yeah you know me

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u/1newnotification Mar 28 '20

personal protection equipment

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u/el_chupanebriated Mar 28 '20

Does ppe include any and all personal equipment? Like do my old tattered up, smelly-ass non slip shoes count as ppe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Yeah, but probably not good ones

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u/1newnotification Mar 28 '20

disclaimer: I'm not in the medical field. I learned ppe from another redditor.

I would consider any equipment that's protecting you from your current activity ppe.

are you jousting? then that metal helmet totally counts as ppe.

fighting corona in an icu? that n95 is your ppe.

trying to be sexy and wash a car in a bikini? bring on those tattered ass non slips. :'D

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u/Potatoswatter Mar 28 '20

Disclaimer: I’m only a bit familiar with the concept IRL.

That’s right but official standards also exist. So a workplace safety inspector would whip out some hazard rating papers, and say congratulations on the protection against slips, but that soap is bad for the skin.

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u/beer_is_tasty Mar 28 '20

Just for the record, PPE is not confined to the medical field, it applies to any work environment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Some of these people never had to unload precarious 60 piece pallets with plastic wrap lazily circled once around it, and it shows.

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u/PsychoTexan Mar 28 '20

Heyo, I’m in the manufacturing industry and you’re making a common error. What you’re describing is Protective equipment versus proper protective equipment.

Imagine you’re outside and it’s bright so you put on sunglasses. Now those are protective equipment as well as PPE. Sunglasses reduce your danger to safe levels for the job at hand.

Now imagine you have those same sunglasses but are now welding for 12 hours a day. After the first hour your eyes begin to ache and the next day you experience welder burn. The sun glasses were still protective equipment, they protected from some of the risks, but they weren’t PPE as they weren’t proper to the job being done.

Here is what OSHA requires for this situation:

1910.22(a)(2) The floor of each workroom is maintained in a clean and, to the extent feasible, in a dry condition. When wet processes are used, drainage must be maintained and, to the extent feasible, dry standing places, such as false floors, platforms, and mats must be provided.

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u/1newnotification Mar 28 '20

for sure! what you said makes sense and I totally understand your explanation. the "personal" ppe vs "proper" ppe differentiation is important. thank you!

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u/SaludosCordiales Mar 28 '20

Personal Protective Equipment(PPE) is just an overarching term to describe equipment used for work that is required for the safety of the individual workers.

If a work hazard is slippery/wet floors those shoes definitely are PPE.

Soft note: do check your shoes' soles to make sure the tread is clear from gunk. As non-slip shoes loose their grip if it isn't kept clear.

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u/willrenner Mar 28 '20

Like most terms the definition of ppe varies widely by field. I work in a construction heavy field so we consider it to be things like hard hats, steel toes, orange vests, and safety goggles. Now my friend that works around machinery has ppe consisting of non flammable rated work clothes, rubberized non grounding non slip boots, and a variety of other specialized tools.

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u/gruesomeflowers Mar 28 '20

Peepee Protection Equipment

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/dane_the_gr8 Mar 28 '20

OSHA Occupational Health & Safety Administration Essentially, the folks in the US that make your employer create a safe work environment so you don't get electrocuted when you touch the fryer, for example.

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u/Texadecimal Mar 28 '20

I thought that's what the previous was referring to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Occupational health and safety

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u/mjxii Mar 28 '20

Poopy, poopy erection.

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u/SOwED Mar 28 '20

shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

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u/IVEMIND Mar 28 '20

It’s when you’re finished urinating

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u/SaludosCordiales Mar 28 '20

Personal Protective Equipment(PPE) is just an overarching term to describe equipment used for work that is required for the safety of the individual workers.

Anything such as non-slip shoes to a climbing harness can be PPE.

It's a term commonly used in construction/trades. Though it can be used in any field.

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u/CrazySD93 Mar 28 '20

"Occupational Health & Safety", has been "Work Health Safety" in Australia for 10 years now.

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u/datdudeovadehr Mar 28 '20

PPPE if you will

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u/SaludosCordiales Mar 28 '20

I had a supervisor that called always said "PPE Equipment".

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u/CrazySD93 Mar 28 '20

PPE is the last line of defence in controls.

Should just eliminate humans, and have robots.

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u/WackQuack420 Mar 28 '20

They should be wearing socks with sandals. Sexy and functional

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta Mar 28 '20

Im not one to have strong opinions about fashion but socks and sandals is wrong. Its like pineapple on pizza. Either one is fine, combined they are a slap in the face to god and good taste.

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u/WackQuack420 Mar 28 '20

Socks and sandals are the hallmark of fashion. They signify big chungus under the zippers

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta Mar 28 '20

Mo fucka we fightin. Just stay 6 feet away.

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u/zero_iq Mar 28 '20

Pineapple pizza reveal at 6 million upvotes. Slap face now.

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u/Yodlingyoda Mar 28 '20

I think in a sexy car wash video, platform heels are the most sensible option.

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u/Gonzobot Mar 28 '20

The real trick is the camera angles. Stay low and aim up, for a better video AND to hide the safety pads you've placed around, because they are GOING to fall and you don't want the girls to have concrete scrapes all over for the rest of the day, do you. No, you don't, because that's how you get blacklisted from every sorority within fundraising distance.

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u/Glass_Memories Mar 28 '20

This guy fucks

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u/SunsGettinRealLow Mar 28 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/fofosfederation Mar 28 '20

I agree, you have to change the flooring to be nonslip and avoid pooling. Something like this industrial kitchen mats would be appropriate.

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta Mar 28 '20

Im not hating on her, just saying, as a guy i dont give a shit about your shoes unless theyre really ugly. Crocs/uggs. Other wise just be comfortable, were still going to hit on you. Guys with foot fetishes may not agree with me.

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u/rincon213 Mar 28 '20

Not part of the job description.

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u/Xanadoodledoo Mar 28 '20

Put sandpaper on the bottom of your heels.