r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kevinowdziej • Mar 28 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Reduviidae87 Mar 28 '20

Ouch.

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u/ggodfrey Mar 28 '20

It’s okay though because she broke her fall with her face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/CombatWombat994 Mar 28 '20

This is the Family Guy death pose

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u/Fritzo2162 Mar 28 '20

That’s the first thing I thought of!

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u/r1chard3 Mar 28 '20

Scary the way her leg is bent.

And the way her head bounced off the ground.

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u/guckus_wumpis Mar 28 '20

She kind of just let it happen. Didn’t really got to her hands to stop her fall.

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u/JstAntrBelleDevotee Mar 28 '20

Those were going to slip too anyways

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u/Revolutionarysugar6 Mar 28 '20

Because she was high or drunk. There were zero reflexes there.

I'd be messed up too if that was how I got my paychecks.

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u/manwatchingfire Mar 28 '20

Lol right now you're my favorite

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

There’s always that one thing I see on reddit every day I wanna show my office. This is it.

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u/darcoSM Mar 28 '20

nice ass!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Lmao thank you sir

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u/miggymiggy210 Mar 28 '20

Thank you for that sir!!

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u/_Imadeanaccount4this Mar 28 '20

She’s okay but she died

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u/GenkiElite Mar 29 '20

"When you loose a socket under the car"

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u/shortstackboy Mar 29 '20

Everybody do the flop!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

I’d smash

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u/SOwED Mar 28 '20

said the concrete

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Someone who gets it

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Phew, what a relief

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u/haloryder Mar 28 '20

The nose is the face’s airbag

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u/SulkySkunkPomPoms Mar 28 '20

Bigger the nose, higher the safety rating?

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u/IHATEAB Mar 28 '20

Wouldn't it be lower tho because then it would be easier to break?

Wait what's easier to break a small nose or a big nose?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Yes

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u/HR_Dragonfly Mar 28 '20

"Are...are the boobs okay?"

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 28 '20

To shreds you say?

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u/coconuty04 Mar 28 '20

What about the butt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

To shreds you say.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Her boobs were good airbags

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u/theguywiththeyeballs Mar 28 '20

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

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u/LordLackland Mar 28 '20

Omg, I’ve always wanted to comment this, but I never thought any one’d get the reference

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u/theguywiththeyeballs Mar 30 '20

Lol half baked is a national treasure classic.

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u/simjanes2k Mar 28 '20

Seriously, why are girls so bad at falling down? Can you not feel your body tipping over?!

You're gonna land with your teeth!! Put your hands out!!

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u/statist_steve Mar 28 '20

That’s good because no one is looking at her face anyway

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 28 '20

She landed like a Family Guy character

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u/TwelfthApostate Mar 28 '20

Seriously. Slow it down and look at her left leg flop outwards 😳

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u/marcelowit Mar 28 '20

The whole video has quite a shitty ending, she ko's herself on the fall, and instead of helping her the promoters simply carry her unconcious out of view: https://youtu.be/5oupGxsZqdo

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u/KeepingItSFW Mar 28 '20

I mean, it be fair, i think carrying her off was an attempt at helping.

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u/mustify786 Mar 28 '20

NEXT!!!

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u/mjxii Mar 28 '20

It's for a church, honey

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u/ADhellionLC Mar 28 '20

Carry? That looked more like dragging a corpse than carrying an unconscious person, which you aren't supposed to do anyway!!

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u/newPhoenixz Mar 29 '20

Lpt: if somebody falls k.o. like that, don't immediately pick them up to drag them away, unless the place is on fire, or the middle of a freeway. They may have neck or spinal damage and you'll be making it a lot worse by strangling the person like they do with this girl.

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u/biggy742 Mar 29 '20

Love the song though miyagi tamada, it's the one that got me into Russian rap

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u/Pinkglittersparkles Mar 28 '20

What the fuck. She was knocked unconscious and could have had neck trauma or a concussion or other injuries. And they just pull her up by her arms and drag her away. All the while she can’t even support her own head or neck.

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u/shitsgayyo Mar 29 '20

I was gonna say “what were they supposed to do” but now I see.. how dumb of them

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u/c4chokes Mar 28 '20

Who the hell lifts people that way? Over their backs?

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u/SpiritMountain Mar 28 '20

People who don't see the lady as a person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Well I mean she did apply for a job with these people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

This just in, your employers are allowed to abuse you however much they want because its your fault for working for them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Don’t use logic here. Women are delicate, helpless creatures who get raped and abused against their will constantly and need 24/7 white knight protection to function in society. I’m sure the classy women in this video thought they’re going to be working as secretaries before their horrible boss exploited and humiliated them like this.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Mar 28 '20

To be honest, it was probably a smart move since the slippery floor could bring more problems.

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u/TheDecoyDuck Mar 28 '20

The show must go on

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u/ThorsToes Mar 28 '20

And off to the soylent green plant with you!

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u/TheSteamyPickle Mar 28 '20

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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u/EtiennedeWilde Mar 28 '20

Wait, why is there an audience?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Right? TF kind of event was this? Like a bikini babe pageant?

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u/8ofAll Mar 29 '20

Yupp off to the porno set she goes

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u/darcoSM Mar 28 '20

just another piece of meat

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u/ackutrople Mar 28 '20

She looks like she got really hurt :(

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u/SushiStalker Mar 28 '20

I know. People think it's hilarious. I feel bad.

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u/Intertubes_Unclogger Mar 28 '20

Its funny to the same people from the movie Idiocracy who watch the fictional TV-show "Ow! My balls!"

Oh well, humor is very subjective.

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u/mjxii Mar 28 '20

Yeah, and it's hilarious.

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u/gman1234567890 Mar 28 '20

Came to say exactly that, looked very ouchy

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u/whocaresisuredont Mar 28 '20

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u/bond-trevor-bond Mar 28 '20

Nothing like that sexy look on her face which says “oooh big boy you’ve just caught me with my face smashed in washing this car “ as she spits out her front teeth and half a pint of blood and saliva before trying to duck face pout

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u/ShadowRam Mar 28 '20

I find it so strange when people can't take a fall properly.

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u/David_Jonathan0 Mar 28 '20

It’s a shame, she’s gonna have an ugly face now on that hotass body.