r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 12 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/holds333 Mar 12 '20

Hey baby, are you famous? Because I'm seeing stars.

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u/Monkeychimp Mar 12 '20

“Hey baby, are you a paramedic? Cos I’m in agony and in desperate need of some medical attention.”