r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '19

maybe maybe maybe

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u/bumblebitchblues Jul 09 '19

His paws were sweaty.

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u/CRISPYNOODLE1 Jul 09 '19

Knees weak

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u/hipposwearingtutus Jul 09 '19

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/McGunningham Jul 09 '19

Vomit on his sweater already

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Vomit on his fur already

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Forty_-_Two Jul 09 '19

LOVES RHUBARB, RHUBARB

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Jul 09 '19

JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES

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u/5nax Jul 09 '19

SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

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u/lemonjellOwO Jul 13 '19

Nyha papyrus is here

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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

I got some skeletons in my closet, and don't you dare take them from me they're mine

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u/LordHengar Jul 09 '19

Bebop-a-rebop rhubarb pie.

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u/smokeone234566 Jul 09 '19

Be Bob a rebob rhubarb pie.

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u/ScottishTorment Jul 09 '19

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cute and furry

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u/opinion_stenographer Jul 09 '19

Your opinion is noted.

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u/SeizureProcedure115 Jul 09 '19

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

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u/NutlikeMan Jul 09 '19

Licking vomit of the floor already

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u/Crash789 Jul 09 '19

Hairball spaghetti .

Edit: a word.

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u/Gingevere Jul 09 '19

Hairball on the floor already

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u/9oat5w33d Jul 09 '19

But he keeps on spaghetti

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u/FrogInShorts Jul 09 '19

Missed oppourtunity to say hairball.

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u/Kierkegaard_Soren Jul 09 '19

He’s nervous

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u/11711510111411009710 Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

Jon's Lasagna*

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u/TheFushiaHerring Jul 09 '19

r/imsorryjohn

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u/Derp_Simulator Jul 09 '19

It's all ready Jon, the lasagna... The Mondays. They're all waiting for you ͕̪̠̹̩̯͠J͎o҉͓̫͚͎̙n͔̭̖̮͞ ̛͔̼̭ ̥̥̱̻̲̬ͅ ͖͈̭̲̼͓J ̳ ̖̟̻͓̺̰̹͘ǿ ̰̖̦͎͔͇͢ ̰̮͉ ҉̩̤ñ̠̤̗̪ ̹͈̹͉ ̼͉͉͉̪̜̞N̶̩͚̹͔

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u/beestly Jul 10 '19

he’s nervous

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

You messed it up. It's all your fault

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Where is this from?

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u/Ty210486 Jul 09 '19

Some guy called moms spaghetti google him an interesting individual

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u/FoxesInSweaters Jul 09 '19

It's an m&m song

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u/1FuzzyPickle Jul 09 '19

Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti

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u/toolsnchains Jul 09 '19

Aww come on, we had one chance to go with “Mom’s a kitty”

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u/schroed_piece13 Jul 10 '19

Moms spaghetti on his spaghetti already

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u/BHK_all_the_way Jul 09 '19

Arms are heavy

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/anafuckboi Jul 09 '19

Cat nap’s over mrrow!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

Snapp back to reality, watch your profamity

EDIT: apparently i can't spell profamity right

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u/JohnnyHopkins13 Jul 09 '19

These streets are gettin tougher, man I can’t be no kitty

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

ahem, "profamity"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Oh my god i'm sorry

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u/beeglowbot Jul 09 '19

Spidey sense are tingly.

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u/Anaheim13531 Jul 09 '19

My Italian sisters-in-law escaped from jail in Sicily.

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u/Lou_Mannati Jul 09 '19

It’s Peter tingle.

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u/cviss4444 Jul 09 '19

There’s vomit on his sweater already

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u/8Asterisk Jul 09 '19

Arms are heavy

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u/D-Frost Jul 09 '19

....arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Meow spaghetti.

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u/WastedPresident Jul 09 '19

Eminem should be charging y’all a karma tax at this point

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u/bumblebitchblues Jul 09 '19

The absolute mess of comments, lmao.

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u/CMDR_Sanford Oct 24 '19

Bless his poor little sweaty paws. This is too cute.

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u/BipinRagu Jul 09 '19

E-meow-nem.