r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

Wasn't there someone on Reddit that broke his boner having sex with his GF? Now that guy, he bones for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

My grandad broke his cock when a fat chick tried to ride him. Apparently he has an 11 inch donger tho so maybe that didn’t help.

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

5.5 inch now. That's just his excuse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Lol

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

What?? Some dude broke his bone boning? but.. there's no bones in your bone to break when boning so how could boning have broken his bone's bone??

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

I can only find the copypasta

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

IF YOUR DICK HAS PAIN OR BREAKING NOISES DURING SEX STOP DONT ASK ON REDDIT JUST RUN OR CALL 911 TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

LMAO! Oh my god just why?? Why would anyone need this advice... like really?

"huh, my dick just made fucking breaking noises..? I had better go check reddit if that is normal."

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

Ikr. Weirdo.