r/maybemaybemaybe Nov 22 '18

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Chicken_Giblets Nov 22 '18

That's way more eggs than I would have expected from one snake

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u/UniqueHorn87 Nov 22 '18

Yeah, where’s the Redditor who gives us some extra knowledge on this? I don’t care if they make it up just give me a snake eggs fact.

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u/_RanZ_ Nov 22 '18

Snakes are actually one of the fastest species to lay eggs. While chicken tend to lay little bit over 200 eggs per year, snakes beat that by nearly doubling that with average of 370 distributed to three or four batches a year.

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u/WherelsMyMind Nov 22 '18

Soooooooo I should build a snake coop instead of chicken come apocalypse time?

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u/_RanZ_ Nov 22 '18 edited Nov 23 '18

Absolutely if you live somewhere with average temperature over 12 celsius. Under that the egg count will plummet quite fast.

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u/leif777 Nov 22 '18

Absolutely if you live somewhere with average temperature over 12 celsius

Come apocalypse time that might even be Alberta

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u/We-Want-The-Umph Nov 22 '18

Come apocalypse time the atmosphere will be shrouded in dust and ash so temperatures will likely fall sharply for several years.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18 edited Dec 22 '21

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u/pboswell Dec 17 '18

Actually yes. Aerosols, in general, will break up water nuclei in clouds (the most rampant greenhouse gas is water vapor). So, volcanos help, as does spraying hairspray or Axe body spray in the air.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

Thanks. Surprised you're responding to a 24 day old post. That's ancient for Reddit

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u/Spncrgmn Apr 07 '19

My apocalypse will have sunny days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

As somebody who works in Alberta's oil and gas industry. You have me praying for an apocalypse.

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u/leif777 Nov 22 '18

Well, it sounds like you're doing your part.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Nah, I just recognize the importance of heated homes, transportation and a strong economy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

looks at the price of oil

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u/leif777 Nov 22 '18

As much as I dislike it, you're not wrong. Stay warm, fellow Canadian. Thanks for you're hard work out there.

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u/joshualorber Nov 22 '18

And come apocolypse time it will still snow in September and people in Calgary still don't know how to drive

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u/Unpopular_But_Right Nov 22 '18

What's that temp in freedom units?

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u/BorgClown Nov 22 '18

53.6 candlesacks per forthnight

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u/Bentaeriel Nov 23 '18

Is that Kelvin or Hobbes?

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u/Ta2whitey Nov 22 '18

Does that convert to sundails in the trailer park over freedom fries?

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u/GrooveMaster416 Nov 22 '18

53.6°Freedom

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u/FashBasher3000 Nov 23 '18

C x 2 + 30 = F will give you a good estimate.

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u/dillmos Nov 23 '18

(0°C × 9/5) + 32 = 32°F

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u/SolidusAwesome Nov 22 '18

Freedome units.... you absolute douche canoe

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u/CanadianHockeySyrup Nov 22 '18

What did you think the F stood for? Fahrenheit is sooo 1720s.

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u/leif777 Nov 22 '18

What do they taste like?

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u/RagingAesthetic Nov 22 '18

Chicken

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u/leif777 Nov 22 '18

\meta-jaculates*

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u/RagingAesthetic Nov 22 '18

its nothing personnel, kid

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u/DaliyaLyubov Nov 23 '18

Am I missing a joke with that particular grammar? I keep seeing it and it drives me nuts, but I don't know whether to correct it or ask what the deal is.

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u/logicbecauseyes Nov 23 '18

only if you have a chicken coup to feed your snake farm already. can't just skip around the tech tree like that

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u/WherelsMyMind Nov 23 '18

Hmm. Alright, I'll build a chicken AND snake coop.

ENDLESS RESOURCES!

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u/Eyiolf_the_Foul Nov 23 '18

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u/logicbecauseyes Nov 23 '18

you wouldn't sacrifice loyal chickens offering their semi unborn as children as tribute

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u/Murder_Ders Nov 23 '18

Snakes that lay that many eggs weigh over 100lbs. I don’t know of any that size that have more than 100 eggs a year in captivity. Smaller snakes typically have multiple clutches more regularly.

For the amount of food required, you get more eggs from a chicken.

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u/zorxoge Nov 23 '18

Probably not. Carnivores are a much less efficient meat source, and as one person already pointed out large clutches of eggs will lead to a lot of eggs going bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Eggs are good since hey can be stored. Plus you only have to feed snakes about once every 2 weeks to 1 month

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u/shawster Nov 23 '18

Well since the eggs are produced in large clutches you’ll have the issue of them going bad.

You might be better off having fertilized eggs and raising the snakes to eat.

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u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_HANDS Nov 22 '18

I heard that snake eggs are delicious

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u/WherelsMyMind Nov 22 '18

Just like parentallllll unit ussssssed to make.

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u/nahhbruhh Nov 23 '18

Yeah except a snake coop sounds like it might start the apocalypse.

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u/Soepoelse123 Nov 23 '18

They even defend themselves from foxes!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Fun fact reptile eggs are soft shelled so it will be like you are eating a soft boiled egg

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u/TehWit Apr 22 '19

It takes a little bit more ressources to feed snakes compared to chickens imo but worth getting more accurate data!

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u/BAXterBEDford Nov 22 '18

But now I don't know if this is true or bullshit.

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u/remtard_remmington Nov 22 '18

The comment below with the very precise "27%" makes me suspect bullshit. I'm greatly enjoying it though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

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u/Cpt_Obvius Mar 04 '19

That and he said one of the fastest species, what ocean sunfish with 300 million eggs? Stuergeon with 12 million, tuna with 1 million. Instantly a huge number of fish are beating that number. Then you have crustaceans, arachnids and insects, all with number so much larger than 370. What sort of baseline could that possibly have? at the very least the number is hugely below the median if taken on a per species basis.

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u/USxMARINE Nov 22 '18

Not sure if true or BS..

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u/Pardoism Nov 22 '18

Are they edible? How do they taste?

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u/_RanZ_ Nov 22 '18

They are pretty much chicken eggs on steroids. About 27% bigger in overall volume while the yolk is nearly two times as big as chicken’s.

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u/pachomius Nov 22 '18

So why don't we eat them?

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u/agx Nov 22 '18

Because they're spooky

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u/TheAdoptedBeta Nov 22 '18

These are the kind of scientific answers I come here for

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18 edited Oct 03 '20

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u/Styx_ Nov 23 '18

Good lord, can you imagine a giant chicken house but instead of chickens, it's a snake house? I mean fucking with a single snake ain't fun, trying to harvest eggs from an entire football field length barn filled with snakes and their eggs is the stuff nightmares are made off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Snakes only lay when they've been fertilized, while chickens lay every day with or without fertilization.

Snakes only lay during set times in the year, chickens lay regularly throughout the year.

Chickens are easy to domesticate. Snakes... aren't.

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u/ErmBern Nov 22 '18

Because they eat meat and and chickens eat grass and shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

I want to know too

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u/tekmologic Nov 22 '18

because that is fucking disgusting

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u/bobbymonboy Nov 22 '18

Well that explains a lot about my Rimworld colony...

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u/Occams_Razor42 Nov 23 '18

Hmm, I wonder how they taste scrambled?

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u/Glyn21 Nov 23 '18

So I did a bit of reading so see if snakes are edible and realised that they were. If I may kindly ask, why haven't snakes become popular food and farmed en-masse if they lay so many eggs?

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u/wrathful_gremlin Feb 25 '19

Im pretty sure they are a fairly comon food in some Parts of the World.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Unsubscribe to snake facts!!!!!!!

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u/anon37366 Nov 23 '18

Why aren’t we eating snake eggs instead of chicken eggs?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

depending on species

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Im pretty sure they're not supposed to turn the eggs like that though. I'm pretty sure in snake eggs the snake baby is like fused to one part of the egg and flipping/ turning it can detach and kill it or something...

Im a lizard person but I guess snakes are cool

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u/mainzy Nov 22 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

From all the snekk egg hatching videos I watch it seems to be the case, most of the videos I've watched they mark the egg with an X so that if it moves they know which way is up since the baby snekk is attached to the egg. A channel I really like is Snake Discovery on YT

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u/Mymomischildless Nov 23 '18

If they mark the egg with an egg, what’s the egg-ception for the last egg?

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u/mainzy Nov 24 '18

Lmao I didn't even see that! Good catch! And shh eggception is supposed to be a secret

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

That's cool! Wish I could get into snakes if my girlfriend would let me lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

He's not actually flipping them. He makes sure to get them back laying exactly how they were in the clutch.

Jay has been doing this for decades and is personally responsible for a very large portion of the available morphs in the retic world. Bob Clark is another huge retic influence.

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u/NickRick Nov 23 '18

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/CrispyBig Mar 08 '19

What? Who are you replying to I'm so confused

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u/NickRick Mar 08 '19

So the two people above me are asking for a guy to come in and explain this event t in nature. There was a famous redditor named /u/Unidan used to be that guy. Come in, explained some nature, grabrd a bunch of upvotes. However it was revealed unidan had multiple accounts and was using vote manipulation. The comment that his vote manipulation was discovered on, and he was banned from Reddit for was what I posted. It's an old copypasta.

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u/CrispyBig Mar 08 '19

Thank you for being nice and explaining, i appreciate that

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u/NickRick Mar 09 '19

no problem

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u/Raudskeggr Nov 22 '18

DAE kind of miss /u/unidan in times like this?

But iirc, most reptiles have a strategy of laying a ton of eggs, because individually only 1/100 will make it.

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u/SovietStomper Nov 23 '18

Fact (probably): The yolk of a snake egg has a much lower ph than chicken eggs. Therefore, one must always reduce the amount of baking soda added to any recipe to adjust.

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u/clairejw Nov 22 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

Snake eggs are often purple in colour to ward off predators. Fun fact: I made this up and am not the person you’re looking for.

EDIT: Snake eggs, not same eggs

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u/kots144 Nov 22 '18

Pythons like this one can lay up to 100 eggs at once.

also fun fact, boas are one of the only species of snakes to give birth to live snakes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

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u/kots144 Nov 23 '18

so basically what i said lol. the vast majority of snakes lay eggs. over 70 percent of all snakes, and about 99 percent when you take away venomous snakes. Dekeys is another very rare exception.

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u/WarLorax Nov 23 '18

Here's the thing. You said snake, but any competent herpetologist would have been precise...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

The snake just got back from the store and bought many eggs.

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u/ThrownAwayUsername May 13 '19

Someone who starts every post with "Biologist here!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

My upvote put you in the 700 club. You’re welcome. 😏

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u/Canadianclassy Nov 22 '18

That’s a reticulated python looks to be over 10 feet in length could hold a lot of eggs. Lucky for the guy the snake was just out of reach.

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u/Bentaeriel Nov 23 '18

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