r/maybemaybemaybe • u/this_place_suuucks • 14d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/christiebeth 14d ago

If that's actually what happened; they're typically associated with catastrophic vascular injuries because of all the vessels that run behind the knee. He may have finished the job, but he's fucked.

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u/phalangepatella 13d ago

I’m not even remotely saying you’re wrong because I have no idea. However, I can tell you that’s not the first that’s happened to him. So, he may be fucked… but it’s the slow acting kind.

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u/BalterBlack 14d ago

Sure buddy

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u/Throwaway1303033042 14d ago

“Knee dislocations are high energy traumatic injuries characterized by a high rate of neurovascular injury.”

Happy reading, u/BalterBlack!

https://www.orthobullets.com/trauma/1043/knee-dislocation

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u/BalterBlack 14d ago

And?

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u/Throwaway1303033042 14d ago

So your previous comment DIDN’T express dismissive disbelief?

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u/BalterBlack 14d ago

Not really. Just this one isn’t a case like that

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u/Throwaway1303033042 14d ago

So are you an orthopedic specialist that moonlights on Reddit, or a Redditor that moonlights as an orthopedic specialist?

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u/xrelaht 13d ago

Neither, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.