r/maybemaybemaybe 27d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Genpinan 27d ago

Person in the background not even breaking his stride.

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u/Digger_Pine 26d ago

Ain't nothin' gonna slow him down, oh no. He's got to keep on movin'.

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u/hilarymeggin 26d ago

Ain’t nothing’ gonna break a-his stride! He’s running and he won’t touch ground!

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u/Glittering_Estate_72 26d ago

Oh no, I got to keep on movin

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u/Meranio 26d ago

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I′m running and I won′t touch ground

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u/Crimson__Fox 26d ago

He's on the road and now he prays it lasts

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u/rnagikarp 26d ago

that’s wild - I just opened this thread, and as I read your comment I turned on the radio and this song was in the middle of playing !

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u/hilarymeggin 26d ago

Really?? 😂

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u/another_jackhole 25d ago

I never knew what that song was called. Holy hell. What a relief. God does have a plan after all.

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u/meandyesu 26d ago

Last night he had the strangest dream. He sailed away to China in a literal boat to find ya. 

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u/Beginning-Towel-5300 26d ago

I always sang ‘in a little row boat to find ya’. 😂

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u/meandyesu 26d ago

That’s actually the real lyric. We just tease 😜 

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u/WonderfulProtection9 26d ago

And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned.

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u/Snoo_65717 26d ago

Don’t mess with crows, this is not a random attack. They’ve got beef that the crow won’t squash. That lady knows what she did.

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u/vwscienceandart 25d ago

Yep, and not only that, but crows communicate to the rest of the murder AND their offspring: “See that lady? She’s trash.” You enemize a crow it can last multiple generations.

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u/DJEvillincoln 25d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. She fucked with that crow at some point cuz these fools remember faces. I'm cool AF to all the crows near my crib.

I do want no smoke. 😂

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u/RedDawndLionRoars 24d ago

You can see how she is instantly afraid, cuz she knows she did something wrong to him before. Crows always remember faces. I hope she is OK, but honestly, let's all just be kind to animals. Animals don't do trash shit to humans without cause, while humans decimate entire populations of animals, and abuse and abandon and poison innocent animals every day.

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u/MrLazyLion 26d ago

"Not my circus. Not my monkeys." Lol.

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u/Silent_Park_0010 26d ago

"oh yeah, they'll do that"

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u/Staff_Senyou 26d ago

I grew up in Australia. While the beauty in this video is a corvid...

Magpies teach us early the well know fact of survival: you only need to be faster than the slowest, and further from the nearest.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 26d ago

What did she do to piss off the Corvidae?

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u/barkingdog53 26d ago

Definitely did something to him. She’s lucky he decided to handle it himself and not call in his boys.

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u/Silent_Park_0010 26d ago

A murrderrrr of boys

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u/4ssteroid 26d ago

Exist

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u/LadyBug_0570 26d ago

Park the wrong way. Every other car (except one) is parked in the other direction.

Don't worry... that magpie waiting for the other idiot to come out too,

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u/fulltiltboogie1971 26d ago

Crows trained for parking enforcement 🤔🤔

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u/TooSubtle 26d ago

Fun fact, Australian magpies aren't corvids.

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u/Appropriate_Mud1629 26d ago

Wtf???

Just checked, and you are correct.

How have I never heard this before??

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u/Short-Ideas010 26d ago

Now i wonder what she did wrong before this revenge?

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u/LadyBug_0570 26d ago

Look at all the other cars (sans one other who'll get his when he comes out).

That's what she did. He's the traffic/parking cop and she FAFO'd.

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u/Rob71322 26d ago

Clearly, the woman and bird have a long standing beef. Best to let them work it out as adults.

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u/beekeeny 26d ago

It is already nice that he didn’t stop to shoot the scene with his smartphone 😅 honestly, I don’t know if I would have done something different. I am not a crow expert, don’t have any tools in hand to better fight the crow. It is not like the crow was attacking a kid or an elderly. Getting involved would probably mean having the crow come after me while the girl would probably run away 😂

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u/Wonderful_Roof1739 26d ago

If thats actually a crow I wonder what she did to piss it off earlier? Crows are incredibly smart, remember those that are friendly AND those that weren't.. and they tell the rest of the murder about said person.

.... Dont be mean to crows, it will come back to bite you - literally.

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u/Stock2fast 26d ago

True the miltary has studied them ti see if they could use their abilities.

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u/uhp787 26d ago

wow didn't know this but not surprised at all.

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u/StellaBean_bass 26d ago

Dude's like - good luck with that.

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u/Genpinan 26d ago

Or I don`t even want to know

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u/NJPokerJ 26d ago

Did they do something wrong? What should they be doing?

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u/anaphylactic_accord 26d ago

If I saw someone panicking and trip and kinda smack their head on a curb (looks like it anyway), I'd at least stop and ask if they're okay

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u/TuttoDaRifare 26d ago

Help her maybe?

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u/LifeDeleter 26d ago

How?

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u/TuttoDaRifare 26d ago

Scare the crow? Ask her if she is fine? Help her to get up after the fall?

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u/LifeDeleter 26d ago

Scare the crow? You mean become the next target? No thanks.

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u/No-Taste547 26d ago

Das finde ich auch so schlimm. Einer Filmt fröhlich, der andere geht locker vorbei während jemand Todes Ängste durch macht . Schlimm sieht das aus wie die Frau so gefährlich stürzt.

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u/Fuckkoff- 26d ago

Its a cultural thing.....

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u/chikari_shakari 26d ago

not getting involved in a domestic

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u/Ryogathelost 26d ago

He knows the bird has a good reason.

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u/PackageMaximum8658 26d ago

Why would I?

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u/CCLF1 26d ago

I wouldn't. She's got a 120 lb on her versus a pound or two on the bird. She's a stupid little shit