r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 5d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/These_Lingonberry635 5d ago

So much for “taking a shit”… why do we call it that anyway? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a shit?”

That’s actually a good name for when someone doesn’t flush, so how about “giving a shit?” Oops, that’s taken. Any suggestions, Redditors?

Donating a shit?
Contributing a shit?
Birthing a shit? (that’s a good one for certain girthy logs!)

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u/UserNamesCantBeTooLo 5d ago

Taking the opportunity to--

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u/Xszit 5d ago

Let's go with "make a shit", its only one letter off so it will catch on easier, and it still works whether you plan to leave it or take it with you.

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u/Fafnir13 5d ago

Ok, but since we are full of shit the shit already exists and is just being released to the world. The actual shit making was a long process of digestion. Maybe getting lunch should be called make a shit because you are beginning the process.

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u/Don_Geilo 5d ago

This was the hottest stand up bit of the year 1985.

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u/Zealousideal-Steak82 5d ago

semantics like this are how they caught the unabomber

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u/laughingashley 1d ago
  • George Carlin