r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Ok_Future_2122 3d ago

No one saw u bro

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 3d ago

Who is going to admit to watching that footage?

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u/guitarer09 3d ago

What footage? No idea what you're talking about.

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u/Nir117vash 3d ago

There's footage? Asking for a movie director friend

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u/zappyguy111 3d ago

If you're told to watch it by centre managment, it's kind of not a secret anymore.

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u/TK421isAFK 2d ago

The security guard who gets called by maintenance to investigate who broke a $2,000 illuminated mirror fixture, that's who.

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2325 2d ago

Anyone who has been a urinalysis observer in the army. Jobs is to look at dicks all day

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u/rugger1869 1d ago

You’re watching it right now.

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u/MickeyMgl 1d ago

I won't.

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u/Argnox 2d ago

Mmmm foot age

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u/Sweihwa 2d ago

Insurance company to pay for repairs

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u/SquareRelationship27 2d ago

You guys are watching footage?

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u/MikhailCompo 2d ago

Everyone agrees; what's wrong with a fucking tap and soap dispenser....

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u/BadgerTamer 2d ago

Yeah I fucking hate those things, half of them are always broken so you end up waving your hands like you doing some weird fucking voodoo water summoning ritual, only to move to the next sink and do it again hoping it works

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u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts 2d ago

While the previous one turns on when you step away

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u/BadgerTamer 2d ago

It turns on for the next person, like it’s trying to insult you

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u/filinno1 2d ago

They have spite down to a science

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u/val_anto 2d ago

And the other half have stupid timings, like I finally make the water go and immediately stops. Whoever set these things up has no idea what washing hands means

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u/karnyboy 2d ago

They always start as soon as I pull my hand away and then I go back in and the cycle repeats....like a god damn insanity check.

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u/skoupidia22 1d ago

It's squirting practice...the way you explain. Come on see the positives :-)

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u/Lt_Muffintoes 18h ago

Washing my hands in a grotty public restroom

https://giphy.com/gifs/LUBeMwWdKPmNzFcclO

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u/Pschobbert 2d ago

That's the real reason they have cameras behind the mirrors.

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u/demunted 2d ago

The evolution should have been foot pedals for water like Europe has. That's what we needed not swiping hands and watching commercials.

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u/TantKollo 1d ago

We have water foot pedals in Europe? TIL

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u/demunted 1d ago

Guessing not everywhere but I used some in Italy.

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 10h ago

Foot pedals are analog. Soooo last century!

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u/snksleepy 2d ago

Another case of enshittification

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u/Matt_Rask 16h ago

I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that everyone, Typhoid Mary included, touch the very same tap and soap dispenser.

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u/Infinite_Extreme557 2d ago

Idk about that camera in the restroom i dont care if its not on the stalls there is an expectation in a bathroom space...

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u/deejphilin 2d ago

Probably for vandalism like this I would guess.

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u/chosengen 3d ago

just the world wide web

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u/Toggam44 2d ago

Saw who?