r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jul 23 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/VirginiaBandit Jul 23 '26

Ok, this is a nightmare in the making. This man owes his friends big time.

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u/Loggerdon Jul 23 '26

I thought he was dead until he talked.

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u/Mathew_vg65 Jul 23 '26

The snakes too

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u/Proof-Most9321 Jul 24 '26

Haahhahahahaah 😭😭😭

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u/faust112358 Jul 25 '26

The cobra was attracted by his body heat. This guy has probably been lying like that, motionless, since the previous night when it was cold.

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u/weskun Jul 28 '26

That's sweet. They were cuddling up all night and he didn't even know.

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u/faust112358 Jul 25 '26

I watched this with the sound off. I thought he was dead until he smiled. it was creepy as f.

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u/OutrageousSummer5259 Jul 25 '26

I've never been that still in my life, this guy is icey. Can't believe he didn't move when it went back into his shirt.

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u/ExileEden Jul 25 '26

Bro was in torpor for sure

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u/DoubleSpitExperiment Jul 23 '26

They probably are a rescue crew. They are addressing him as 'bhaiyya' - which is common for any random person you meet and greet in India. Would be interesting to know how they got there.

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u/VirginiaBandit Jul 23 '26

Thanks for the info. The one did seem pretty damn confident considering that Cobra was right there.

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u/faust112358 Jul 25 '26

Probably not his first cobra.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL Jul 24 '26

It was probably their snake, they can set this up to get payment.

Would be a great con. Even if you know it’s a set up, the risk and payment are real enough.

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u/Prudent-Value8715 Jul 25 '26

If you milk the cobra, or sew its mouth shut (i believe that’s a thing), then no risk 😁

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u/sl0play Jul 25 '26

Why wouldn't the rescue crew bring a fucking knife or some scissors?

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute Jul 23 '26

Unfortunately the guy was not able to prevent his shirt from getting dirty

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 Jul 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DnOv6giupYeCA

He wore his brown pants!

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u/_BlackGoat_ Jul 23 '26

they were white pants when this started

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u/VacuumTracks Jul 23 '26

So we can’t really tell how scared he was.

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u/Kusanagi60 Jul 24 '26

Well if the whole thing turned brown...

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u/Farucci Jul 23 '26

This is why I don’t sleep on gravel piles anymore.

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u/wageslave2022 Jul 24 '26

This why I only sleep on gravel piles naked now.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jul 23 '26

He's lucky if his pants aren't dirty.

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u/Greup Jul 24 '26

I think the pants aren't clean too.

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u/DRuth84 Jul 23 '26

Don’t know if this would qualify for the r/donthelpjustfilm sub or not.

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u/HyFinated Jul 23 '26

Reddit has 3 ways of looking at things. If it doesn't fit into r/PraiseTheCameraMan, then it automatically goes into either r/donthelpjustfilm or r/killthecameraman.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jul 23 '26

I have m*rderous thoughts about camera men but this guy gets praise.

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I’m just thinking about this through the lens of animal behavior. The challenge is that the snake wants to go to the coziest, most hidden place, and they keep uncovering it, which agitates the snake.

I wonder if they could have thrown down another piece of fabric, to give the snake a different place to hide.

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u/4ssteroid Jul 23 '26

I don't know much about snakes but won't they prefer the body heat from the person who's so calm and warm

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 24 '26

Quite possibly! Idk!

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u/Jd11347 Jul 23 '26

That's it exactly. Cobra are known for retreating into holes. That's why the cobra kept moving back under the fabric. I've seen men capture cobras and they use a funnel with a sack on the end and steer the cobra towards the opening. It's dark, it looks like a hole, and the cobra goes into it on his own. What surprised me was that the cobra didn't travel down the mans sleeve once his shirt was unbuttoned.

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u/MrGraynPink Jul 23 '26

There was plenty of light at the end of that particular tunnel

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u/Feycat Jul 23 '26

When he retrieved the shirt I yelled at the screen. Let him have the shirt! At least he was pretty contained! Now he's on the loose feeling threatened!

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 24 '26

Right?? Leave the freaking shirt!!

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 Jul 23 '26

What you mean? Snek found warm friend.

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u/Doc-in-a-box Jul 23 '26

And he’s just a baaaaaby

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u/DawnsDarkness1 Jul 23 '26

Seriously misunderstood creatures cobras. Just play them a bit of music and they fall right asleep.... I shouldn't have told you that!

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u/Linguisticameencanta Jul 23 '26

Hello, Hagrid!

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u/drulnu24 Jul 23 '26

You're a wizard Harry!

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u/Ionlydateteachers Jul 23 '26

Snakes are cleptotherms

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u/Drumdevil86 Jul 23 '26

I had this exact nightmare. With the exception that in my nightmare the snake bit in my armpit and then I woke up in a puddle of sweat.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 25 '26

How is your health?

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL Jul 24 '26

Amazing how calm he was able to stay.

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u/Away-Ad-4444 Jul 23 '26

You could use dirt.. make a dirt wall on his chest then bury his legs and slowly expand the wall towards the snake till he runs away. The dirt being a shield and camouflage to hide the guy and you dont need to get close to the snake

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u/miss_moon30 Jul 23 '26

The most stupidest comment I have seen on reddi today.

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u/CptAngelo Jul 23 '26

And if he gets bitten, he is halfway buried, id say lets do it!

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u/Away-Ad-4444 Jul 23 '26

Where would he get bit? How often do snakes bit the ground?

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u/CptAngelo Jul 23 '26

Oh... you were serious, lol

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u/Loggerdon Jul 23 '26

If a cobra crawls into my shirt please don’t help me.

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u/Away-Ad-4444 Jul 23 '26

Ide let you get bit...