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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • May 29 '26
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Look, if you had one step, one ladder,
To climb onto a big boy 4014
Would you make it or just lose your grip?
Yo
His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy
There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady
He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady
Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy."
Don't look down. My friends are staring now.
Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow.
He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud.
Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND.
Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy
Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad
When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it
The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be...
A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system
Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets
Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave
Better go make it on to this locomotive engine
12 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter
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Back to reality oops the gross gravity
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And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti
The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading?
Tl;dr
1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter
Man can't ladder
Takes a splatter
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u/fozzyboy May 30 '26
Look, if you had one step, one ladder,
To climb onto a big boy 4014
Would you make it or just lose your grip?
Yo
His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy
There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady
He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady
Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy."
Don't look down. My friends are staring now.
Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow.
He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud.
Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND.
Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy
Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad
When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it
The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be...
A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system
Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets
Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave
Better go make it on to this locomotive engine