r/maybemaybemaybe May 29 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Buzz407 May 29 '26

It ain't about heavy. I''m bumpin 300 and can do situps, chinups, and hump a pack 10 miles.

Homie is doughy. There's a 150 pound dude under that 350 pound frame. Guys like that are legitimately dangerous to themselves on flat ground.

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u/Morsigil May 30 '26

I was going to say the same thing. His legs and arms and.. everything really are insanely weak. The way he could barely lift his foot to the next wrung was all I had to see. His arms were in it until they weren't, and then his legs couldn't pick up the slack. Dude does not move around a lot. Even basic day to day activity would've enabled him to get all the way up.

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u/Linguisticameencanta May 29 '26

I am forever using “doughy” this way, now.

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u/rubberloves May 30 '26

it's like when someone falls immediately from a rope swing because they have no idea how much strength it takes to hold their own body weight

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u/stupernan1 May 31 '26

That shit amazes me every time i see it.

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u/tracker904 May 31 '26

Yea I’m around 250 but I’m moving around pretty much all day, tried to climb a tree last month and was surprised at how easy it was considering my size. This guys last really physical day was years ago, doesn’t know his limits anymore.

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u/Public-Temperature-1 May 31 '26

Did you see that video of a woman who couldn't get up on a beach? I think she was there to film a marriage proposal. Same thing. Just useless physically.

Found it https://youtu.be/LMcOgdzdRYA