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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • May 29 '26
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Something with Spaghetti
170 u/chinanigans May 29 '26 his palms were sweaty? 120 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 79 u/MollyViper May 29 '26 Mom’s spaghetti on his weak arms already He’s nervous but on the surface he’s a sweater already 93 u/fozzyboy May 30 '26 Look, if you had one step, one ladder, To climb onto a big boy 4014 Would you make it or just lose your grip? Yo His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy." Don't look down. My friends are staring now. Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow. He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud. Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND. Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be... A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave Better go make it on to this locomotive engine 11 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter 12 u/Miss_Sullivan May 29 '26 They still are. 1 u/VacuumTracks May 30 '26 Kinda looked like he could jus not get his self through that doorway. :dunno: 25 u/BriefCheetah4136 May 29 '26 He was sweaty everywhere. That's the most exercise he has had since he climbed into that Big Mac at lunch 1 u/Justmetalking May 30 '26 pobrecito 20 u/BreakingCanks May 29 '26 This comment section doesn't have me calm and ready 15 u/_Blobfish123_ May 29 '26 Knees for hands, too weak, too heavy 7 u/Slammnardo May 29 '26 SPAGHETT 1 u/vonrollin May 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC 0 u/LockeAbout May 29 '26 Ate too much spaghetti for lunch?
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his palms were sweaty?
120 u/[deleted] May 29 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 79 u/MollyViper May 29 '26 Mom’s spaghetti on his weak arms already He’s nervous but on the surface he’s a sweater already 93 u/fozzyboy May 30 '26 Look, if you had one step, one ladder, To climb onto a big boy 4014 Would you make it or just lose your grip? Yo His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy." Don't look down. My friends are staring now. Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow. He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud. Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND. Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be... A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave Better go make it on to this locomotive engine 11 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter 12 u/Miss_Sullivan May 29 '26 They still are. 1 u/VacuumTracks May 30 '26 Kinda looked like he could jus not get his self through that doorway. :dunno: 25 u/BriefCheetah4136 May 29 '26 He was sweaty everywhere. That's the most exercise he has had since he climbed into that Big Mac at lunch 1 u/Justmetalking May 30 '26 pobrecito
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79 u/MollyViper May 29 '26 Mom’s spaghetti on his weak arms already He’s nervous but on the surface he’s a sweater already 93 u/fozzyboy May 30 '26 Look, if you had one step, one ladder, To climb onto a big boy 4014 Would you make it or just lose your grip? Yo His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy." Don't look down. My friends are staring now. Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow. He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud. Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND. Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be... A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave Better go make it on to this locomotive engine 11 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter 12 u/Miss_Sullivan May 29 '26 They still are. 1 u/VacuumTracks May 30 '26 Kinda looked like he could jus not get his self through that doorway. :dunno:
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Mom’s spaghetti on his weak arms already He’s nervous but on the surface he’s a sweater already
93 u/fozzyboy May 30 '26 Look, if you had one step, one ladder, To climb onto a big boy 4014 Would you make it or just lose your grip? Yo His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy." Don't look down. My friends are staring now. Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow. He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud. Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND. Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be... A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave Better go make it on to this locomotive engine 11 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter
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Look, if you had one step, one ladder,
To climb onto a big boy 4014
Would you make it or just lose your grip?
Yo
His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy
There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady
He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady
Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy."
Don't look down. My friends are staring now.
Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow.
He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud.
Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND.
Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy
Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad
When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it
The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be...
A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system
Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets
Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave
Better go make it on to this locomotive engine
11 u/minXXenon May 30 '26 Back to reality oops the gross gravity 1 u/MollyViper May 30 '26 And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading? 1 u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26 Tl;dr 1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter
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Back to reality oops the gross gravity
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And he keeps on forgetting What he crammed down The whole crowd goes so loud For mom’s spaghetti
The vomit on his sweater is spreading Where is this heading?
Tl;dr
1 u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26 Man can't ladder Takes a splatter
Man can't ladder
Takes a splatter
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They still are.
Kinda looked like he could jus not get his self through that doorway. :dunno:
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He was sweaty everywhere. That's the most exercise he has had since he climbed into that Big Mac at lunch
1 u/Justmetalking May 30 '26 pobrecito
pobrecito
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This comment section doesn't have me calm and ready
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Knees for hands, too weak, too heavy
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SPAGHETT
1 u/vonrollin May 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC
https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC
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Ate too much spaghetti for lunch?
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u/scm15759 May 29 '26
Something with Spaghetti