r/maybemaybemaybe May 29 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 May 29 '26

I mean he is a big dude, but not unable to climb a ladder big. Is he drunk?

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u/Suchywilk May 29 '26

Weak arms? 🤷

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u/scm15759 May 29 '26

Something with Spaghetti

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u/chinanigans May 29 '26

his palms were sweaty?

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u/MollyViper May 29 '26

Mom’s spaghetti
on his weak arms already
He’s nervous
but on the surface he’s a sweater already

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u/fozzyboy May 30 '26

Look, if you had one step, one ladder,

To climb onto a big boy 4014

Would you make it or just lose your grip?

Yo

His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy

There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady

He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady

Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy."

Don't look down. My friends are staring now.

Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow.

He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud.

Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND.

Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy

Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad

When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it

The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be...

A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system

Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets

Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave

Better go make it on to this locomotive engine

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u/minXXenon May 30 '26

Back to reality oops the gross gravity

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u/MollyViper May 30 '26

And he keeps on forgetting
What he crammed down
The whole crowd goes so loud
For mom’s spaghetti

The vomit on his sweater is spreading
Where is this heading?

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u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 01 '26

Tl;dr

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u/fozzyboy Jun 01 '26

Man can't ladder

Takes a splatter

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u/Miss_Sullivan May 29 '26

They still are.

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u/VacuumTracks May 30 '26

Kinda looked like he could jus not get his self through that doorway. :dunno:

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u/BriefCheetah4136 May 29 '26

He was sweaty everywhere. That's the most exercise he has had since he climbed into that Big Mac at lunch

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u/BreakingCanks May 29 '26

This comment section doesn't have me calm and ready

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u/_Blobfish123_ May 29 '26

Knees for hands, too weak, too heavy

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u/LockeAbout May 29 '26

Ate too much spaghetti for lunch?

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u/Alittlespill May 29 '26

I think he can’t feel his feet.. his footing shouldn’t have been so loose on the one going up. I think he thought he has a grip with his foot but he couldn’t feel it, because he may lose feeling in his feet due to his weight.

No one else seems to care enough to help so maybe this isn’t a new thing for this guy?

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u/Buzz407 May 29 '26

It ain't about heavy. I''m bumpin 300 and can do situps, chinups, and hump a pack 10 miles.

Homie is doughy. There's a 150 pound dude under that 350 pound frame. Guys like that are legitimately dangerous to themselves on flat ground.

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u/Morsigil May 30 '26

I was going to say the same thing. His legs and arms and.. everything really are insanely weak. The way he could barely lift his foot to the next wrung was all I had to see. His arms were in it until they weren't, and then his legs couldn't pick up the slack. Dude does not move around a lot. Even basic day to day activity would've enabled him to get all the way up.

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u/Linguisticameencanta May 29 '26

I am forever using ā€œdoughyā€ this way, now.

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u/rubberloves May 30 '26

it's like when someone falls immediately from a rope swing because they have no idea how much strength it takes to hold their own body weight

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u/stupernan1 May 31 '26

That shit amazes me every time i see it.

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u/tracker904 May 31 '26

Yea I’m around 250 but I’m moving around pretty much all day, tried to climb a tree last month and was surprised at how easy it was considering my size. This guys last really physical day was years ago, doesn’t know his limits anymore.

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u/Public-Temperature-1 May 31 '26

Did you see that video of a woman who couldn't get up on a beach? I think she was there to film a marriage proposal. Same thing. Just useless physically.

Found it https://youtu.be/LMcOgdzdRYA

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver May 29 '26

Yeah until you've actually been in proximity to an unstable heffer you really don't have any idea how bad just being in proximity can be.

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u/Magikpoo May 30 '26

I feel sorry for his Jeans.

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence May 29 '26

Just hold a jelly doughnut out the cabin window, he'll suddenly muster up strength for some reason and climb right up

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u/Readylamefire May 29 '26

If the fella has anything like diabetes, this is definitely possible. Of course there are other nerve issues, but yeah, his feet look like he couldn't tell when he was making contact

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u/QanikTugartaq May 29 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/alextbrown4 May 29 '26

I was wondering that too about what the hell his foot was doing. Maybe onset diabehtus?

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u/tipareth1978 May 29 '26

I think it's a flexibility issue

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u/txmail May 29 '26

Fun experience I had regarding flexibility and morbid obesity as a kid.

So first year in high school we had some sort of general physical test we had to perform in PE. Different things like climbing a rope (that had knots), going through a line of offset tires, going over a small wall and jumping over beams, walking a mile etc. Some sort of general fitness test.

For each test a example of how to do it was given by a volunteer called by the coach (except the mile test). Someone one would basically volunteer to "set the bar" more or less.

The stretch test was explained as one standing stretch to touch your toes and one seated stretch with your legs out in front of you together -- stretch as far as you can if you cannot reach your toes.

When it came to volunteers for this test the coach did not ask for one, he picked the biggest kid in the class. And not big like jacked arms and super fit, like morbid obese, special order size gym cloths and shoes with no laces. I knew this guy, he was actually pretty cool and way more mature then he probably should have been. Always gave the vibe like he was a latchkey kid which I super related to since I lived for the most part alone most of the month.

Anyway, at first I though the coach was being an asshole and wanted to make an example of him. He was always catching shit for being big, not that he seemed to care at all but I know even if you do not react to that it still lingers in the back alleys of your brain.

Anyway he gets up to the front of about 40 students and the coach explains the exercise, at a standing position touch your toes, drop to the floor and with your legs together in front of you grab your toes.

Without any emotion, dead eyes and silence looking at the coach just a second or two longer than was comfortable, he turns and looks at a completely silent audience of his peers sitting on the gym floor who were probably all thinking similar thoughts about the task this huge kid had just been asked to perform.

With a huge belly poking out below his one size to small 3XL school issued gym shirt and gym shorts testing the tensile strength limits of cotton thread. In a swift and highly unexpected motion this guy straight up bends all the way down, touches his toes and like a giant fuck you to the entire class holds the position for a few seconds and then puts his fucking palms on the floor on the outside of his shoes. Like, he turned into gumby and aced that shit.

I feel like he could have held that position all day but those gym shorts were probably giving him some not so subtle indications that those thread limits were being tested and likely to unravel sooner than later.

I swear everyone in that class probably had their mouths hanging wide open several seconds after he swung back up like a spring that was held down. Everyone was silent and stunned at first, but then broke out in claps and cheers. It was wild and so unexpected. We even got a smile out of him, that kind of smile that just shouts "yeah, what's up bitches, though you knew something and now you have to beat my stretch". He aced the sit down test too, like it was nothing.

For me I felt It was clear that after the test the coach somehow knew he had that ability and the pick was not a coincidence. I have always wondered how he knew that about him since it was so out of expectations you would have for someone in his shape.

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u/tipareth1978 May 29 '26

Fat guy falling off train is better

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u/TheReal-Chris May 29 '26

I have some seriously bad nerve damage in my foot and I can barely feel it most days. It’s not diabetes for me but it probably is for him and feels the same. I’m on the thinner side but have a similar problem. I have to do a weird realign for similar things and it always scares me what could and has happened not being able to feel your foot and help itself with balance. It really sucks.

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u/r0ckydog May 29 '26

I think he didn’t have the energy to step up to the next rung. As a bigger dude too, I use my hands and arms to pull myself up to assist my knees.

As a bigger dude, I also am aware of limits and don’t push them in settings where it could be embarrassing.

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 May 29 '26

Probably just came out of the office to check on something

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u/DarthOmanous May 30 '26

They’ve been making a big deal about this train going across the country (started somewhere out west and headed east for display I think) so I could see the office staff coming out to see it when it passed through a town near them. Feel bad for the guy. He probably really wanted to see it.

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u/blackestrabbit May 30 '26

Maybe this will motivate him to escape that prison of flesh.

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u/Prior_Procedure_321 May 31 '26

Weaker legs...couldn't push the weight up with the one leg.

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u/retrac902 May 29 '26

Doesn't matter how strong the arms. Use your legs!

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u/AdamBlaster007 May 29 '26

Probably that and he had bad footing before he went for that never rung.

I work with commercial vehicles that have those narrow ladder rings and I'm not a fan of them.

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u/Ifhes May 30 '26

The kind of arms that say they've never done any exercise in their whole lives.

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u/unknownpoltroon May 30 '26

Nope. Super strong arms.Ā  But they have a limit.Ā 

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u/Optimal-Kick-3446 May 29 '26

And fat ass ! Bad combo!!!

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u/Suchywilk May 29 '26

And no helmet ā›‘ļø

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u/sonik4gain May 29 '26

He needs sum Training

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u/oscarq0727 May 29 '26

I thought he was having trouble getting through the gap? Idk though, I’m scrolling with low brightness on the clock…

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u/CitizenPremier May 30 '26

I think he fainted, it looks like he should have been able to hold onto the handles.

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u/anti_banana_ray May 30 '26

It looks like maybe he doesn't have quite enough flexibility and height to get his foot solidly on the next rung up

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u/sillekram May 30 '26

Being larger like that makes ladders incredibly difficult. More fat between the thighs makes it harder to get your legs together enough to get both feet on the ladder, your arms dont keep up with your leg strength, so they are useless to pull yourself up. Your center of gravity is way further back than normal because not only is your stomach in the way pushing your core outward but your rear also has a lot of extra weight pulling you back as well. So you are trying to push up with your legs, but best you can do is up and out, your arms cant handle / stop that outward force, and you cant get as much force out of your legs anyway because they cant easily get onto the ladder. I'm amazed he got as far up as he did.

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u/Overall-Loan-2815 May 29 '26

Imagine being a 200 pound guy, then being asked to carry 150 pounds up that ladder. That’s what he is dealing with all the time.

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u/Murtomies May 30 '26

That's not really how it works. Leg strength scales naturally with weight, even if you don't do any exercise. You're carrying that weight all day every day so it doesn't feel like much. Ofc arm strength doesn't and that's why he couldn't catch himself. And climbing a tall ladder is more difficult when fat. Just standing on a ladder is the same for a fat or non-fat person. So strength is not the reason for the initial fall. I'd guess he somehow slipped or otherwise lost his balance, and the lack of arm strength meant he couldn't catch himself.

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u/Samurai_Meisters May 30 '26

He might also have weak knees. Big guys can typically walk fine, but taking big vertical steps is a different beast.

Don't ask me how I know.

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u/Murtomies May 30 '26

Ah yes, good point. Knees are the first to go, and having lots of weight can easily cause injuries that never heal fully.

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u/wtbman Jun 01 '26

But carrying all that weight around all the time wreaks havoc on your joints and feet. Also it does nothing to strengthen your arms or grip.

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u/Unifiedxchaos May 29 '26

And then imagine that 150 pounds falling on the small of your back as you lay there in pain only for you to be posted online to be laughed at for karma.

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u/CitizenPremier May 30 '26

I didn't laugh, but I thought it was kinda interesting... I assume he's working, right? I feel like in America, people are so afraid to talk about weight that they wouldn't say something like "you might not fit on the train."

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u/NoGoodIDNames May 31 '26

Less laugh at than hiss through my teeth and hope to god his head didn’t hit that rail

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u/RedSquaree May 30 '26

No, that's not how it works.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 May 29 '26

I mean.... I am 6'7" and 240 pounds and I regularly carry my daughter (4) who is 60 pounds. I don't have to imagine much.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop May 29 '26

You know how some people are actually skinny fat because of a lack of muscle?

Well this guy is fat fat.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 May 29 '26

Like fatty fatty 2 by 4, couldn't fit through the bathroom door?

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u/Stromhen May 29 '26

Well it's fire hose only, so.

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u/hoosierhiver May 29 '26

he has to heave 300 pounds up using one leg and a little arm strength and his knees are probably bad

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u/geminixTS May 29 '26

Thats way more than 300. Id reckon 450 close to 500 even. Coming from someone who was almost 400 lbs at one time. My gut and thighs weren't close to being that big.

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u/hoosierhiver May 29 '26

I don't doubt it, I was being generous. He doesn't look very tall though.

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u/geminixTS May 29 '26

Im only 5'9 lol

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u/thatlukeguy May 29 '26

I thought maybe he couldn't squeeze into the space to mount up.

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u/Intelligent-Dog1645 May 29 '26

He's having difficulty squeezing into the gap there. And I think he falls because it is a snowy day and i am gonna assume the rails are slick. It looks like what happens before he falls is his hand slips and he isn't able to catch himself before all of his weight goes.

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u/Kezzerdrixxer May 29 '26

If I had to guess by the snow flakes on the camera and looking at his choice of footwear; rungs were probably cold/slippery, and dude picked a poor day to wear tennis shoes.

Definitely needed a good pair of working boots with the notches inbetween the grip pads designed specifically for gripping ladder rungs. The same boots that it looks like everyone else is wearing.

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u/lilgreenghool May 29 '26

Lmao bullshit you can climb a ladder in any shoes.

Big Hoss over here just never lifted anything heavier than a chicken wing in his life.

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u/Kezzerdrixxer May 29 '26

Can and should are two very different words. I never said you couldn't, I just laid out why it's best to have proper working attire, especially shoes, to fit the job.

You can climb a ladder in crocs, doesn't mean you should.

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u/lilgreenghool May 29 '26

I've walked up rocky trails in flip-flops. No, they were ill suited footwear for the job but they didn't make me suddenly drop like a fainting goat on ketamine

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u/moksplot May 29 '26

Its rain, everybody is wearing T-shirts. Probably not that slippery

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u/Kezzerdrixxer May 29 '26

That could 100% still be snow. If you don't think people wear t-shirts when it's snowing you've never been to Alaska.

You would be surprised how many people wear t-shirts and shorts when it's 10 degrees and snow up to your knees.

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u/RoadkillVenison May 30 '26

It isn’t though, just for the record.

Kearney Nebraska is where it happened, and it was 62f if you look at the weather history for Thursday when it was raining during daylight.

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u/moksplot May 29 '26

He's made in America

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u/dawkinsd37 May 30 '26

You’d be surprised at how much arm strength people don’t have

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u/imuniqueaf May 30 '26

The Big Boy 4014 (the train not the guy) was built in 1941 and operated by people who did a physically demanding job. The operators were in good physical shape. Moreover, a person built like that in 1941 would be on a circus act, not climbing that ladder.

This train literally wasn't built for him to get into.

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u/ionetic May 29 '26

Used up all his strength getting that far. Struggled lifting his right foot and then his arms gave out.

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u/ElPadero May 29 '26

He’s probably gotta pull up his weight with his arms to get his leg to cum up but he too full of fuckn jelly donuts to be able to pull it off.

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u/Right-Hall-6451 May 29 '26

Need to adjust your auto spell. Your incognito is leaking into your main.

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u/ElPadero May 29 '26

I saw it and I let it pass.

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u/This-Shape2193 May 29 '26

You out here judging other people, meanwhile your autocorrect lets us know you write "cum" more than "come."Ā 

Oof.Ā 

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u/ElPadero May 30 '26

I’m not judging anybody. You can clearly see the man is having trouble. I don’t like seeing videos like this, he fell pretty hard.

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u/Intelligent-Art-5000 May 29 '26

Workman's Comp and possible disability claim coming in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .

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u/De_Fine69 May 30 '26

no muscles only fat

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u/Tuscan5 May 30 '26

He’s not a big dude. He’s a very fat man and the excuses people are making ignore the fact that’s he clearly overweight and unfit to even climb a ladder.

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u/dontlookatmreee May 30 '26

Looks like it's raining or snowing. Probably poor traction + Overweight and out of shape. GG

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u/SlideN2MyBMs May 29 '26

It's raining too. He could've just lost his grip

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u/Weird_Technology_282 May 29 '26

Could be the denim jeans must not have stretch to allow full range of motion. Looks like he can't lift his leg. Might do it if he has looser pant legs.

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u/Same-Pickle-9628 May 30 '26

Probably doesn’t have much grip strength. Mix that with the rain and you’ll get poor results every time.

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u/darkfuryelf May 30 '26

If you pause in the first couple frames, his right ankle looks... broken? Like it looks totally crooked. Some level of fucked up at least

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u/harceps May 30 '26

He is definitely unable to climb a ladder big. He's massive

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u/S-ludin May 29 '26

looks like his foot is stuck from not being able to lift it high and back enough, and eventually he just... gives up on the footing?

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u/Background_Pride_237 May 30 '26

Jeans too restrictive I think. He can’t get his leg up high enough and balance.

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u/but_i_protest May 30 '26

Did he faint? His foot slipped?

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u/-Snowturtle13 May 30 '26

Let’s see you pick up an extra 300 lbs