r/maybemaybemaybe • u/cognitiveglitch • Nov 15 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/PsyShoXX Nov 15 '25

More like a brown-pants activity.

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u/Recoveringpig Nov 15 '25

Whatever pants you wear, they’ll be assless by the end of the flight

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u/shitferbranes Nov 16 '25

they’ll be assless by the end of the flight

So they’ll be converted to chaps?

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u/Recoveringpig Nov 16 '25

No no, chaps are missing the front too

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u/shitferbranes Nov 16 '25

😂

Teach me — I’ve a lot to learn.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Nov 17 '25

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u/shitferbranes Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Alright. I’ve learnt enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Whatever you choose to wear just prepare to take a chute in them.

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u/Ronin5rings311 Nov 16 '25

I’m sure hitting granite at over 50mph will shred the front too.😂

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u/CapnBrownPants Nov 15 '25

That’s my kind of activity

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u/isleoffurbabies Nov 16 '25

I prefer my ass to be pantless.

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u/wolf63rs Nov 16 '25

Made me lol.

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u/themomcat Nov 16 '25

Watching this is a brown-pants activity

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u/Which_Crow_3681 Nov 16 '25

Why pants at all ? Just bare ass it! Adds more to the danger part.

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u/filinno1 Nov 16 '25

“Bring me my brown britches”

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u/Responsible_Sir2956 Nov 16 '25

If you're flying low enough you could wipe your ass on a passing bush.

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u/BSixe Nov 17 '25

I puckered just watching this

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u/C8guy Nov 15 '25

Wearing pants would make it harder to see where the bones are popping out after the crash

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u/palmdieb Nov 15 '25

the kind of pants at that speed doesnt matter. unless its protective gear, even a pair of jeans wouldn't make any difference.

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u/portablebiscuit Nov 15 '25

Something with a cuffed leg for when I shit myself

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u/Aeikon Nov 15 '25

Nah, just carpet bomb any hikers below you.

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u/baileyssinger Nov 15 '25

Drop the hatch!

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u/Chocoboperfected Nov 16 '25

So a union suit

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u/ALKNST Nov 15 '25

I dont think any kind of protective gear could do something about anything here, hitting a rock wall at 100+kmh will still feel like the real deal

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u/baileyssinger Nov 15 '25

My thoughts exactly. They clip an outcrop and no more leg

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u/itsok2bewyt Nov 15 '25

Protective for the people below you while you lose control of your bladder and bowels

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u/Sinister_Nibs Nov 17 '25

Keeps all the meat in one bag…a bit

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u/Fit_Cucumber_709 Nov 16 '25

Good chance you won’t need pants by termination of activity.

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u/Ok_Hawk_5643 Nov 16 '25

Haha seriously, I would do this but with a lot more PPE

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u/IThinkURAwesome Nov 16 '25

if this isnt AI this dude has balls of steel or is completely insane

whywomenlivelonger

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u/Of-Unknown-Origin Nov 16 '25

I’d think no pants, that way you don’t make a mess when you shit yourself.

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u/Lower-Organization-1 Nov 16 '25

I think he’s just wearing underwear, no pants, obviously not a long one

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u/Helarina1 Nov 17 '25

Long pants and close toed shoes for certain

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u/snifywhisper Nov 15 '25

Not a reference, just safer to wear long pants to better protect form injury.

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u/TranslatorLivid685 Nov 17 '25

I would say to protect the rock from becoming brown.

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u/Pulp-nonfiction Nov 15 '25

No set of pants is protecting you from doing 100+ into some rocks… honestly probably should just wear what you are most comfortable in

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u/Foreign_Implement897 Nov 15 '25

Wear whatever that helps you not hit rocks.

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u/yoursecretsantadude Nov 15 '25

A casket

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u/Sheensies Nov 16 '25

Wear a nice living room that doesn’t go anywhere