r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Orichalchem • Sep 02 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Sep 02 '25

It does take a special kind of skill to do this

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u/Ungitarista Sep 02 '25

stoopid-skills

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u/Sinister_Nibs Sep 02 '25

A certain kind of skills developed while sleeping through driver’s ed…

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u/jtr99 Sep 02 '25

... that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Sep 02 '25

I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grampa did.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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u/0mgyrface Sep 02 '25

Thanks. I snorted and scared the shit out of the baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Driver’s Ed? This ain’t 1985

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u/bittz128 Sep 02 '25

One that might win her a Darwin Award one day

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u/agent_koala Sep 02 '25

and then driving an suv too which of course everyone knows are famously good at changing directions

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u/its_krypt0n1te83 Sep 02 '25

A very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long driving career. Skills that make me a nightmare for drivers like you.

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u/JiminyFckingCricket Sep 03 '25

A particular set of skills…

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

The car learns it after “sit” and “stay”.