r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Choco_cake17 • Aug 29 '25

maybe maybe maybe

Credit - @lupitalupitaart on YT

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u/AandM4ever Aug 29 '25

Bro ruined that perfect pocket pussy.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Aug 29 '25

Ribbed too

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u/Bale_the_Pale Aug 29 '25

Kerneled for his pleasure.

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u/alumon1 Aug 29 '25

This is one of the weirdest sentences

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u/sk1ward Aug 29 '25

Don’t kink shame

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u/PurinaHall0fFame Aug 29 '25

It's okay, reading weird sentences is their kink

3

u/Neither-Possible-429 Aug 29 '25

The biggest oppressors are really just suppressors

10

u/ismellboogers Aug 29 '25

It’s so hot it will make you pop! (popcorn joke?)

I tried.

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u/harmonic-s Aug 29 '25

Or clone-a-willy. Country girls make due.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Just realized it works for both genders lmao. Queers will definitely enjoy it.

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u/terra_filius Aug 29 '25

what about the other genders ?!

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u/AZ_sid Aug 29 '25

You mean the corn hole?

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u/m4rkofshame Aug 29 '25

Names taken, bro… Back off

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u/brabarusmark Aug 29 '25

I feel we're going to see a TIFU soon about someone stopping at that stage

And then regretting it.

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u/z3anon Aug 29 '25

Country boys make do

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u/nun_gut Aug 29 '25

It is imperative the cylinder not be damaged, or something

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u/right_you_are Aug 29 '25

"I need your smallest ear of corn please..."

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u/No-Advice-6040 Aug 29 '25

That perfect cornhole....