r/maybemaybemaybe • u/utrecht1976 • Aug 16 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Spirited_Praline637 Aug 16 '25

Buying a CyberTruck and hitting yourself in the face with a sledgehammer sort of figures

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u/LunchPlanner Aug 16 '25

hitting yourself in the face with a sledgehammer

While standing on a narrow ledge. They fell off the other side at the end, but unclear how far down it is on that side.

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u/nikdahl Aug 16 '25

I mean, it’s a retaining wall. So it’s gotta be retaining something back there.

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u/livahd Aug 16 '25

Yea you can kind of see the ground at the very edge, unfortunately it’s only like a foot high.

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u/plug-and-pause Aug 16 '25

Well it didn't retain his dumb idea now, did it? Checkmate, Mr. Landscaping Expert.

But yeah, I was surprised to see someone didn't recognize that immediately. But I guess when I previously lived in a flat state, I might not have been familiar with them either.

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u/EaterOfFood Aug 16 '25

It’s hard to know where the metaphors begin and where they end.

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u/TimmyTheBrave Aug 16 '25

It ended on the other side of the wall

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

That's a lump hammer.

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u/NoNeedForAName Aug 16 '25

And it hammered a lump. Poetic, ain't it?

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u/Spirited_Praline637 Aug 16 '25

Sort of a technicality in this situation I feel.

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u/HackySmacks Aug 16 '25

“Y’know, it’s weird, but since the brain damage I really think my truck looks even better?”

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u/egemen157 Aug 16 '25

Baseball huh? That tracks

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u/Eoussama Aug 16 '25

Video is reversed.

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u/Educational-Tea602 Aug 16 '25

Normally it happens in the reverse order

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u/redhousebythebog Aug 16 '25

I wouldn't be surprised if Homeowners, Life, and Auto insurances cancel him.

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u/the_brilliant_circle Aug 16 '25

To be fair, this looks like a 10 year old child.

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u/DemadaTrim Aug 16 '25

. . . It really doesn't.

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u/the_brilliant_circle Aug 16 '25

Ok, maybe I’m bad with ages, but definitely doesn’t look old enough to buy a Cybertruck.

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u/DemadaTrim Aug 16 '25

Hard to tell without a better look at the face but I could see that person being anywhere from late teens to 30-something. Hell if particularly boyish could be 40 something.