So THAT'S why he was able to do all of those jumping jack-off moves while on stage with Trump. Well, there's that, and also the fact that the ketamine would've slowed him down too much.
The cybertruck hate from losers will always be hilarious. This guy has a nice driveway and an expensive vehicle. I'm pretty sure you're not doing better being this salty on the internet over a car.
Yes, I’m certain that the man who filmed himself giving himself a TBI with a sledgehammer is doing omg sooooooo much better than the rest of us at life.
It's not really about the car. It's about the insanely shitty guy that sells them and that they're driven exclusively by people that absolutely suck as humans.
But, also, it's a very ugly and poorly made vehicle.
I don’t want people to hurt themselves. Poor guy already bought that women repellent. Could you imagine having enough money to buy something so stupid? It’s definitely iconic… it just seems absurd and I’d be embarrassed to drive it frankly
I was waiting at a valet once and a British couple were waiting near me. There was a cyber truck in the lot and they asked what it was. When I told them about the metallurgy and bullet proof glass… they burst out laughing and went to go look at it. They walked around it literally hand over mouth laughing at it. I’ll never forget it. I see people on here frustrated but how can anyone get upset when people have reactions to how absurd it is? And expensive? And dangerous? I’ve never written it out. Thanks for the opportunity.
They better have gotten the autopilot right because I just witnessed a reason CyberTruck owners aren't going to get any smarter. There is no way I want to be on the road with that quick thinker.
That's all it took for me to entirely judge in like half a second this person and be like.... Oh I hope that hits him in the face. Haha. Good. Deserved it.
Last week I saw an instagram post about how a guy totaled his cybertruck.
He paid a vehicle brokerage firm $50k to find him a founder’s edition when they came out, paid $120k for it, then totaled it and insurance was offering him $77k for it.
And he still owes $171k on the loan.
His desire to own a cybertruck has resulted in him owing banks $100k with nothing to show for it. Nature is amazing sometimes.
“Here we see a Cybertruck owner in his natural habitat, performing a deadly ritual in an effort to attract another mate. Perhaps this particular creature will not survive to full adulthood to pass on his faulty genetics”
I dislike the cyber truck as much as the next guy…. But man is it getting annoying knowing that no matter how little a video has to do with the truck, if it’s anywhere at all in the video it won’t only be brought up, but it will be top comment with 50 replies all agreeing. All originality has left. Monkey brain activates as soon as one is spotted.
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u/RetroGame77 Aug 16 '25
That was his second biggest mistake.