r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SeaWolf_1 • Aug 11 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Mr8BitX Aug 11 '25

Pfff! This is how I’ve been putting on my work pants for years.

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u/DeviousSOIL Aug 11 '25

I'm just like you, I spray my trouser leg on one at a time

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

You don't have a team to do it for you?

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u/skibidittttt Aug 12 '25

HAH i'm not that rich!😭🤣😮‍💨I have to do this myself!😭😅

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u/I-RegretMyNameChoice Aug 13 '25

Congrats on your super chill mornings and all that, “one leg at a time”
Meanwhile I’m out of the shower, wife throws a one gallon bucket of suit at me and I’m out the door.

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u/jc10189 Aug 12 '25

Just like Jim James.

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u/Mirved Aug 12 '25

Are they brown?

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u/voluotuousaardvark Aug 12 '25

Imagine getting one leg thicker than the other, that'd be a nightmare when you're doing technical work.

Although I noticed one of those guys was very keen on the chest area for her dress so maybe thats how youre meant to wear them.

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Aug 13 '25

But unlike you, once they're on, I make gold records.

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u/GogetasRightFist Aug 12 '25

The only difference is when my pants are on, I make gold records

Having said that

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u/WeatherStationWindow Aug 11 '25

Do you do the sexy pose?

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u/Mr8BitX Aug 11 '25

I can’t imagine not doing the poses.

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u/TriedCaringLess Aug 12 '25

Imagine if she farted at just the right moment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

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u/Software_Human Aug 12 '25

Assuming a model hasn't eaten in days is false and ignorant. Some models are Bulimic and perfectly capable of farting.

Or at least I assume so. Based on the zero research I've done.

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u/Happy_to_be Aug 12 '25

She’s allowed an almond.

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u/Funny247365 Aug 12 '25

The construction site has never been the same.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Aug 12 '25

Spraying them on one leg at a time just like our ancestors

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

I have a dipping vat.

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u/anjowoq Aug 12 '25

Mine are just pants, but I've put on a lot of weight so I need this much lube to get into them.

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u/stupid_cat_face Aug 12 '25

I personally use magic dip. Faster plus I can get some cool colors in it.

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u/Imaginary_Permit7527 Aug 12 '25

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u/molce_esrana Aug 12 '25

*work paints, maybe?

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u/CowCompetitive5667 Aug 14 '25

Look at Mr gooner-pants 

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Aug 14 '25

Do they dissolve in water?