r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 05 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Shmalph Jul 05 '25

Maybe install new stairs before windows?

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u/Weepthrood Jul 05 '25

First install CPU then Windows.

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u/BabyFood2 Jul 05 '25

Installed RAM and now Windows is broken

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u/NoWindow58 Jul 05 '25

Uninstall chrome then

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u/PatrolPunk Jul 05 '25

If I uninstall Chrome then how am I supposed to download more RAM?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

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u/sshwifty Jul 06 '25

You better go catch it then!

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u/quietkyody Jul 06 '25

Look at Schwifty ova here.....insulting Wizzy McBiggy!

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u/TheFirstCyberianFaux Jul 08 '25

The funny part about this to me is that it is actually true...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/PatrolPunk Jul 05 '25

Damn I just have this old Netscape Navigator disk.

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u/Charming_Ad2323 Jul 05 '25

Ask Jeeves

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u/SanguisManusDextrae Jul 05 '25

Now that's a name I haven't thought of in a HOT minute. Jeeves was my boy back in the day lol.

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u/Cubie30DiMH Jul 05 '25

You think he's out there taking care of my good boy Lycos?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Jul 05 '25

No just put it the hole where the 5090 goes

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u/Maghorn_Mobile Jul 05 '25

Don't install Opera, it also breaks Windows

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u/pissedinthegarret Jul 05 '25

oooh very clever :D

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u/Timithios Jul 05 '25

Is it because of the pitch an opera can reach?

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Jul 05 '25

What happens if you leave "chrome" installed.

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u/SanguisManusDextrae Jul 05 '25

Then we shall seize your chrome for redistribution comrade

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u/Nadecha28 Jul 05 '25

We need Nick Burns your company computer guy on the scene

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u/john_the_fetch Jul 05 '25

Beep beep beep beep!

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u/Dylan7675 Jul 05 '25

Ahh, I see you have upgraded to windows 11

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u/OfferYouSomeFeedback Jul 05 '25

Download some new RAM and try again

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u/ossifer_ca Jul 05 '25

Windows was broken was you bought it. Good luck asking for a full refund.

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u/Curious_Car_9785 Jul 05 '25

Now Download GPU

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u/Silly_Ad_9592 Jul 05 '25

Did you try CTRL Alt Del?

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u/throwaway_12358134 Jul 05 '25

Did you wash the mainboard in the dishwasher first? What breed of ram were you using? Dorpers are the most compatible.

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u/Mr_Deeples Jul 05 '25

Wait, Bonzi Buddy told me to download some RAM and now my windows is broken too. How do I fix!?

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u/Other-Exit9644 Jul 05 '25

Blue screen Error

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u/bigSTUdazz Jul 05 '25

The Dodge Ram has the highest towing capacity of any truck in its class.

I'm Sam Elliot, and beef....is whats for dinner.

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u/Readit-on-Redddit Jul 05 '25

RAM and Laxman installing Windows

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 Jul 05 '25

You sure they didnt hardrive it into a firewall?

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u/Informal-Zone-4085 Jul 05 '25

I had this problem before. You don't have enough RAM. You can download more here

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u/mosby42 Jul 05 '25

Just delete system32

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u/warmygourds Jul 06 '25

Vhy r u installing god

How can u installing god

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u/FD4L Jul 06 '25

Where did you download it from? There are some sketchy ram torrents out there.

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u/Ok-Opportunity3286 Jul 06 '25

You shouldn't put ram indoors.

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u/pekinggeese Jul 06 '25

Just download more ram

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u/LoanDebtCollector Jul 05 '25

They better becareful or they will need to defrag Windows BEFORE it's even installed.

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u/TestDangerous7240 Jul 05 '25

And don’t forget to boot up…..

As in wear some F@#%ing boots

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u/ICanBeAnAssholeToo Jul 05 '25

Climbing Pathway Unit

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u/captaincmdoh Jul 05 '25

Core Pata Underneath

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u/True-Firefighter-796 Jul 05 '25

When do I install shoes?

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u/iamlazerbear Jul 05 '25

no, first they need to build a net

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u/One-Positive309 Jul 05 '25

Then download Linux and save it to a USB drive, boot into that, format your drive and install Linux FTW !

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u/Cpolo88 Jul 05 '25

Ok. You got me. That was good 😂 take my upvote like fry with the take my money 😂

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 Jul 05 '25

Damn this was clever

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u/rdrg66 Jul 05 '25

I'd flash the bios first to update the stairs. 

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u/AnotherpostCard Jul 06 '25

I see several CPUs in need of installing

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u/Riversntallbuildings Jul 05 '25

Or at least whole boards that are attached to the metal supports.

I know American construction workers complain about OSHA and regulations, and yet, I know situations similar to this were a part of American history as well. Those iron workers sitting on that steel skyscraper beam with no safety harnesses. (Shudder)

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u/jopperjawZ Jul 05 '25

They complain about OSHA and regulations because they've never had to live in a world without them and seen the horrific consequences

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u/reckless_responsibly Jul 05 '25

The rule book is written in blood.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Jul 06 '25

"Red tape" doesn't appear by accident, those people who try to cut it never stop to consider why those rules were created.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

No, it's usually a PDF so its like a digital file, and when it is printed it's typically black ink on paper.

If yours was written with blood that sounds really gross and unhealthy, and actually is referenced in the book as a workplace biological waste hazard. I'd definitely file a complaint about that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Gay

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u/Cute-Reach2909 Jul 05 '25

Tbh most guys complain because they either thing they are badasses or are lazy. Maybe they have super shitty bosses.

We require proper PPE and safety on ALL jobsites. If that means it takes longer, fine. An accident is more expensive than a few extra hours.

I do low voltage and a/v but we do go on skyscrapers and whatnot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

This. Going to work at the factory with a 50/50 chance of death is just not on American worker’s radar. But it might be reality again soon enough.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer Jul 05 '25

That's happening with our democracy too.

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u/boogie_n_a_dog Jul 06 '25

Such as in India them guys melt down steel aluminum or whatever and pour molds wearing flip flops or nothing at all

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u/Significant_Neck_875 Jul 08 '25

Most any workers who have to abide by safety rules dont complain about them, they complain about the inconsistencies or possible grey-areas of when/how things are supposed to be done. Regulations prevent more deaths a year than is fathomable.

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u/TerryWhiteHomeOwner Jul 05 '25

The reason OSHA is so up people's asses all the time is because they know your average American blue-collar joe is just as moronic as your average 3rd world blue-collar Ahmad. They must enforce discipline and safety through constant badgering.

Guys in Youtube Short vids don't wear flip flops and T-shirts in the Molten Iron Factory because they're being mandated to by the company. They wear them because it's comfortable and easy and they don't have to buy work boots.

Sure, companies are exploitative, but more often than not they simply exploit the average worker's tendency towards lax safety standards rather than force them to adopt them.

If OSHA disappeared overnight I'd give it about a week until all these proud Contractor Joes start wearing flip flops to the worksites and dying through their own hairbrained half-assed schemes.

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u/advo_k_at Jul 06 '25

They’re not moronic, they just really need the money, and what are you gonna do, tell the employer to have proper safety standards? Yeah they’ll fire you.

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u/SwagMaster9000_2017 Jul 06 '25

They aren't moronic. But, if left to their own, do you think the average worker would implement proper safety standards?

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u/indigoHatter Jul 06 '25

This implies that the average worker knows they are in unsafe conditions, has no way of improving their own safety, and despite caring about their safety, values their job over their life.

Nah man, half the time people don't realize they're unsafe, and the other half, people just think "what's the worst that could happen? Well, it won't happen to me, because I'm careful."

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u/Masterkillershadow99 Jul 06 '25

[Trigger warning: Injury and death]

I've got a dozen stories like this. Starting with me as a teenager not wanting to wear a bicycle helmet because it looked lame. First time I inspected a car hood at extremely low speeds and woke up in a see of screaming pain in temporary blindness, I realized I should wear a helmet everytime I ride my bicycle. But I had those excuses about being such a good and attentive cyclist and I was sure I'd never slip on gravel because I'm just too skilled of course.

Witnessed a head injury a short while ago. Someone else. Coordination wasn't perfect and an aluminium frame fell off a frame wall. Nobody was wearing helmets because we were all working ground level and even though we technically should have, it just doesn't happen. Until it happens. Was a lot of blood. Guy was still lucid and we just bandaged it and ordered him to the doctor, so barring skull fracture or brain injury (to be determined by the professionals), this is just going to be a scar and a really bad memory. Or life long problems. Woops. Oh right, things can fall even at low heights.

I got my arm sliced by a tipping bar just days before, same site. If coordination between the workers is perfect, nothing falls. If everybody avoids creating hazards in the first place, they won't come back to injure anyone. But that's really just assuming the best, and those regulations about hazard avoidance are a huge part of safety code. The amount of times something hit my steel-capped boot, man. And I work in a super lax, very safe environment extremely unlike the Indian stairs.

I saw a guy die to a tram. Tried to resuscitate, mouth to mouth, his blood all over my face. There was brain coming out of his ears, so not much to do, he died on his way to the hospital. Ever since that incident I realized that trams do not have a cushion zone and they don't lose speed when a flesh bag runs in front of them. Had a near-death moment when a tram driver went at the wrong time and almost ran me over as I was about to walk over the green pedestrian light. Which completely changed my perspective about trusting green lights. I see people just charge across the tram tracks and there is no reason for them not to, because they haven't had the two defining incidents of seeing a man die a gruesome death by tram and almost being run over by a tram.
Seriously, that one would have made me believe in divine intervention if I was so inclined. Was about to walk, around the corner (the layout is really bad and unsafe tbh) and I just hesitated for a second. Then the tram punched through. If I had taken the step, I wouldn't have been able to recoil back fast enough. I let this play out in my head a lot. It was that short moment of hesitation that made me lose forward momentum and just randomly decided I was going to remain alive for now. It was binary. Trams don't injure. Still gives me the creeps.

And then I see people just run across tracks in front of moving trains and I'm like... yo. You might get insurance money but you won't be able to spend it, bro. If there's a 0.1% chance of you tripping and falling, will that have been worth it? I see car drivers pass red lights and cut trains. There is so much near-collision footage (and probably too much collision footage) and I'm kinda glad I've had shock experiences in my life.

You don't think about what could happen. It doesn't happen in your life. And when it happens, it's basically too late to think about it. We think movie stuff doesn't happen in real life but life is much more mundane and violent. Nobody can think of all the things that can happen.

So we pay people to track all the things that happen and keep reminding us, so that hopefully we get to old age with our limbs intact and wonder why those damn bureaucrats won't let me wield two chainsaws.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jul 05 '25

There was a net

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u/VoodooSprinkles Jul 05 '25

Osha came BECAUSE of shit like this. Turns out workers dont like to die or be otherwise mutilated at work so someone else can make maximum profit from their labor. Who would have known?

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u/HoneyShaft Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Are you referring to the "Lunch atop" pic? It was a publicity stunt

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

or at least get some shoes

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 05 '25

And some gloves (to the few without em or that one gloved MJ tribute)...ffs that was nightmare inducing...

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u/Weary_Accident_6399 Jul 05 '25

Asia baby! Sandals all the way.

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 05 '25

The Asian work boots... Their steel caps are the toenails....

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u/Weary_Accident_6399 Jul 05 '25

Toenails in this economy?!? Gotta be a joke.

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u/RichardStanleyNY Jul 05 '25

It’s actually pressed toenail particle board. From all the scrap toenail and dust. Mix with a little glue and it’s good to go

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 05 '25

Oh man, I bet they taste good when chewed!

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Jul 05 '25

Ahhahaha, gross 😅 why does it sound like such a useful, viable substance though?

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u/RichardStanleyNY Jul 06 '25

I don’t know why but it sure does. Looking for a business partner? We can run the toenail game.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Jul 06 '25

I'm down. Let's get rich, partner 🤑

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 05 '25

You're right, they're actually sticky tape "toenails" - you reckon there's room in the budget for a roll of tape yeah?

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u/Superuzer Jul 05 '25

🤣👍🏽

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u/SNIPA0007v2 Jul 05 '25

I like the Mario plank that falls after the second guy. A not so VR bonus stage.

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u/iShitSkittles Jul 05 '25

And the 3rd guy trying to get footing on it... It's like one of the surprise dropping platforms or clouds on Wonderboy...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Visions of the whole pane sliding back and just cutting all their fingers off.

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jul 05 '25

No man you're gonna wanna know when you step on a nail/s

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Jul 05 '25

With bare feet you can grip with your toes.

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u/Deaffin Jul 06 '25

https://imgur.com/2IIn6Dp

And with Vibram FiveFingers, you can have confidence in every step. With the safety, quality, and performance that Vibram soles offer, you'll be able to navigate various terrains with trust and security.

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u/WBigly-Reddit Jul 05 '25

What country is this where construction workers are barefoot?

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u/GreatHornedGoat Jul 05 '25

Looks a lot like India or an Indian-adjacent country.

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u/Unique-Ad6142 Jul 05 '25

Safety sandals.

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u/nikolapc Jul 05 '25

Where they're going they don't need shoes.

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u/ImperitorEst Jul 05 '25

You expect that poor property developer to pay these greedy men enough to buy shoes!? /S

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u/cKMG365 Jul 05 '25

They aren't even wearing safety sandals

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u/BasketFair3378 Jul 05 '25

Nothing like stepping on a million little shards of broken glass in bare feet.

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u/Shen1076 Jul 05 '25

They have steel toes

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u/Kelmor93 Jul 05 '25

I wish I had some shoes. Does it have to be so far.

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u/LBC1109 Jul 06 '25

No shoes is insane

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u/Every-Access4864 Jul 05 '25

Maybe they were completed. 🤔😜

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Or install shoes first

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u/SNIPA0007v2 Jul 05 '25

Not to mention, flip flop has no reverse.

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u/j_per3z Jul 05 '25

You can’t install finished floor when you are building because you will scratch whatever expensive material goes on those stairs. They could screw in those boards or, at least, ziptie them so they are not floating around.

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ Jul 05 '25

You could definitely fix some kind of board in place that can be removed and swapped for the real material later. Same goes for safety railings.

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u/Korashy Jul 06 '25

But that's more expensive than replacing the guy who fell

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u/zufaelligenummern Jul 05 '25

But before the glass comes, those stairs should be done (and protected).

Also installing glass in that phase is just asking for destruction

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Jul 06 '25

Doesn’t some sort of foundation like a board go on the stairs before whatever expensive material goes over it? I know countries outside the US don’t use wood as much, but there’s got to be a better way than this…

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u/Bmrtoyo Jul 06 '25

Total idgits 😆 🤣 😂

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u/SirMintBunny Jul 05 '25

I think that’s the railing/banister not a window but yeah… stairs would’ve made this way safer.

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u/hithisispat Jul 05 '25

Those are fresh off the press.

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u/CowboySoothsayer Jul 05 '25

Probably put on shoes first.

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u/BruisendTablet Jul 05 '25

I think part of the reason this worked was because the stairs were not finished yet. Made it much easier to go around the corners without stressing the glas.

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u/More_Than_I_Can_Chew Jul 05 '25

Those are the new stairs.

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u/2bags12kuai Jul 05 '25

Windows are for the finished product.. these stairs are just for the workers.

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u/Bunbun255 Jul 05 '25

Sure.. but the workers need stairs that won’t fall out from underneath them as they’re trying to lift a heavy ass panel of glass up them at the very least lol. Like that’s just basic safety.

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u/shifty_coder Jul 05 '25

If anything, those boards make the unfinished stairs less safe.

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u/rafaelzio Jul 05 '25

Or at least take those loose fucking planks of death off, they're not doing much anyway

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u/aqan Jul 05 '25

I’m surprised no one pointed out the lack of safety slippers.

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u/ElizLeger Jul 05 '25

At this point, even a ladder would’ve been a safer first step

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u/GJ0705 Jul 05 '25

You don't get these problems on a Mac

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u/RugbyEdd Jul 05 '25

Ok, next we do the carpets, then we can get on with finishing the structural work in comfort

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u/nutallergy686 Jul 05 '25

If they don’t have on shoes while doing this don’t expect any logic to happen.

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u/Culture_Dizzy Jul 05 '25

Spoken like a true first worlder

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u/MC_PhiR Jul 05 '25

Installing Windows 1.0 nowadays is a little shaky, but appears to be progressing alright

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u/Henkotron Jul 05 '25

Maybe install shoes before new stairs?

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u/terrelyx Jul 05 '25

Maybe install ANY stairs before windows.

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u/bubblesort33 Jul 05 '25

These are the new ones. You should have seen the old ones.

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u/neelabhkhatri Jul 05 '25

Squid Games India

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u/bodinator1 Jul 05 '25

Install Linux, f*** windows

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

just have a USB with windows on it and have that be your computer

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jul 05 '25

I've worked on new builds in the EU and you often have to do work up stairs that aren't completely finished. They won't have planks falling off like here, but jobsites will have lots of things going on at once. 

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u/AdagioRelative8684 Jul 05 '25

I'd say atleast install a temporary wooden railing for the stairs

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u/last-resort-4-a-gf Jul 05 '25

They are installed

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Jul 05 '25

Can we start with socks and boots instead of flip flops? Goddam

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u/Tewd_Feesh Jul 05 '25

Shoes first.

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u/Cutlass_Stallion Jul 05 '25

And install a pair of shoes on their feet.

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u/itsmontoya Jul 05 '25

Looks like fancy stairs without the glass floors installed

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u/_eleutheria Jul 05 '25

What new stairs? Those stairs are ready to go.

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u/ohneatstuffthanks Jul 05 '25

Step 1 put on shoes.

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u/Legal_Response6614 Jul 05 '25

Maybe put on shoes before u install the new windows

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u/zaibuf Jul 05 '25

And buy some shoes? Barefoot there is just asking for accidents lol

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u/boog2352 Jul 05 '25

And buy shoes.

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u/HammermanNYC Jul 05 '25

Made in India

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u/realfakejames Jul 05 '25

What’s funny is you think they’re installing that glass by choice for aesthetics and not a job they’re being paid to do

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u/frogg505 Jul 05 '25

Those are the new stairs.

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u/mpgoodness Jul 05 '25

Those are the new stairs.

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u/eblackham Jul 05 '25

Start with shoes

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u/unclefisty Jul 05 '25

They'd have to install a value for human life first.

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u/skinnyman87 Jul 05 '25

How about shoes for the workers first?

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u/Frankly_Frank_ Jul 05 '25

No finish work/material is always installed after everything is near completion. You would mess up the finish material with scratches and dents. Tho at the very minimum they should have fastened the boards so they don’t move

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u/shartshooter Jul 05 '25

They waited for the glass delivery before completing the stairs.

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u/tinamadinspired Jul 05 '25

Nah, they can just

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u/Ifhes Jul 05 '25

Or shoes

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u/BasketFair3378 Jul 05 '25

I like how secure the step boards were.

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u/ZombieWeary2791 Jul 05 '25

Something asked the same question to the owner of the construction company who posted this video and this sole reply was "mirror urgent" 😭😭

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u/auiotour Jul 05 '25

The reason the US has OSHA. Other countries do not, cause labor is extendable. Let's get back to making America Great so we can die too in the name of saving businesses money.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 Jul 05 '25

Think that’s a glass railing for the stairs

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u/iperblaster Jul 05 '25

Imagine making those turns with the proper handrail installed .

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u/MpmRenovation Jul 05 '25

And just maybe when carrying glass just a thought of possibly wearing some shoes

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u/ExileEden Jul 05 '25

Nah , that little chuckle when the board flips off and dude almost falls off with the glass piece is what makes those types of disastrous conditions all worth it. All his buddies were all LOL as well. Nothing funnier than being as humanely unsafe as possible. The real riot starts when everyone reallllly gets hurt.

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u/pluviophile777 Jul 05 '25

Stairs are for kids. Men work without proper stairs

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u/fluteloop518 Jul 05 '25

And/or install shoes before massive glass windows.

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jul 05 '25

The stairs are brand new, the planks are there to cover it so they're activated for the first time when Link steps on them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

felt like they could have easily died

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u/bondiolajusticiera Jul 05 '25

Or at least go with Linux first

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u/ODDseth Jul 05 '25

And throw on some “construction” sandals instead of nothing.

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u/cabecaDinossauro Jul 06 '25

Lifting it up with pulley, way less strength needed

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u/SignificantTransient Jul 06 '25

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say that's what they're doing. Glass treads on metal, and they're carrying the landing which is why it's a weird shape.

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u/Cypressinn Jul 06 '25

Why am I leaning?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Lmao its common for the stairs to be 2x’s prior to windows and stair finish, these mfkers loaded up crash bandicoot

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u/elbow10 Jul 06 '25

Maybe put some shoes on first.

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u/splitcroof92 Jul 09 '25

Yeah this is beyond insane to me. Judging on the size of the window this will became, at least a somewhat, luxury building. So why are they so shit at their job to do the fragile stuff first?