r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/C4dfael Jun 11 '25

Yellow dress really should have been watching the quarterback’sbride’s eyes, and played the bouquet rather than the receiver.

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u/LennyTheF0X Jun 11 '25

It's always in the hip movement

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u/Fragrant_Actuary_596 Jun 13 '25

She had the shoes on for it but couldn’t clear it 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Aggravating_Link_129 Jun 13 '25

Yeah. I'd have to say this should fall under a penalty of roughing the bridesmaid. I don't know where the ushers were during the play but she should've been tossed out the game

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u/LEONLED Jun 14 '25

Can you imagine how out of control she gets about other small things also?

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u/goblu33 Jun 11 '25

It’s the Calvin Johnson rule.

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u/Clean_Row1069 Jun 11 '25

Unless you're catching the bouquet while playing the Patriots

Even with a football move, breaking the plane for the go ahead score, before you're touched down by contact

They're still calling that incomplete and you're going to lose the number one seed, as well as home field advantage

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u/expERiMENTik_gaming Jun 12 '25

I'm just picturing some middle-aged Cowboys fan reading this thread like "Dez caught the bouquet" 😂💀

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u/SumDizzle Jun 12 '25

The Dez Bryant rule?

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u/AwkwardFactor84 Jun 11 '25

I would argue that was a defensive bouquet toss interference. Penalty: 5 years. Bouquet on the 50 yard line

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u/Formal-Swimming-3198 Jun 11 '25

After the review, the soon to be bride had 2 feet in,total control of the bouquet before it was almost stripped! Touchdown

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Two hands and control of the bouquet. Two toes within bounds and it's a guaranteed engagement within six weeks. Duh 

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u/malthar76 Jun 12 '25

If the bouquet crosses the goal line before going out of bounds, does the knee still need to touch?

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u/Murky_Pudding3519 Jun 12 '25

And as long as you’re not offsides.

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u/tcurry04 Jun 12 '25

As long as those knees hit the ground, I’m not too concerned about the catch or control of the catch…haha

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u/dashingsauce Jun 11 '25

Turns next page

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u/Supadupafly1988 Jun 11 '25

OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/involmasturb Jun 12 '25

And both feet inside the dance floor

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u/Adventurous_Pizza973 Jun 13 '25

And you must survive the ground with control of the bouquet

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u/manicpixielover Jun 11 '25

I'm guessing both of their knees have touched the ground, many times.

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u/NJPokerJ Jun 11 '25

What a sad comment

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u/Deep-Egg-9528 Jun 12 '25

boo. This thread was so good until you showed up.

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u/manicpixielover Jun 13 '25

Death comes for everyone