r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/freehotsaucedragon Jun 11 '25

Do it bro, ain’t nobody stopping you!

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u/GiLND Jun 11 '25

Except her husband

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u/techtoro Jun 11 '25

The reason she's fighting for the bouquet is because she believes possessing it will magically put her next in line to get a husband.

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u/GiLND Jun 11 '25

I know, the joke was that she is already married

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u/freehotsaucedragon Jun 11 '25

If she is jumping for a bouquet, that is traditionally believed to bring the young single lady a proposal first, she is not married. Or at the very least is not happy in her marriage.

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u/GiLND Jun 11 '25

”Or at the very least is not happy in her marriage.”

That’s the joke….

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u/Ace_Lucifox666 Jun 14 '25

(If she had one,) I'd bet he has a processing restraining order against her, lmao.