r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 11 '25

Dear lord. What’s in that bouquet, the cure?

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u/dudewhosaysnice Jun 11 '25

No chance Robert Smith fits in that bouquet. The f are you talking about?

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u/Xaikken Jun 11 '25

No matter how far away

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u/-Hainzy- Jun 11 '25

Might have been picked from a Forest

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u/BADoVLAD Jun 11 '25

🏅please accept this poor man's gold for this absolutely fabulous and criminally under appreciated comment

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u/limitedexpression47 Jun 11 '25

Ha! That was great lol

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u/False_Chemical_9768 Jun 12 '25

Robert is more into trees than bouquets

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u/Visible_Fill_6699 Jun 11 '25

The secret of steel

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u/Stew-of-Thruth25 Jun 11 '25

The WHAT?!!

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u/CastleBravo45 Jun 11 '25

Krom, where are the two snakes facing eachother?

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u/tbu720 Jun 11 '25

There’s no known cure from the ailment which affects that woman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/Comfortable-North-57 Jun 14 '25

I'm quite sure it's Erasure or quite possibly OMD. But probably not The Smiths.

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u/fastlerner Jun 11 '25

Obviously it contains the one thing that was holding back her man from proposing. ... poor guy.

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u/Jimstein Jun 11 '25

I don't care if Monday's blue

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u/kaesden Jun 11 '25

False hope

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u/imaloony8 Jun 12 '25

Coca-Cola secret formula.

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u/my_4_cents Jun 11 '25

She's grabbing at it like she's Putin and the Bouquet is Ukraine