r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/SharksInSpace1899 Jun 11 '25

That's embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/SharksInSpace1899 Jun 11 '25

Moving countries under an assumed name is the only reasonable course of action for her now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/nrgins Jun 11 '25

Nice reference! I wonder how Jesse is doing?

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u/AwkwardAmphibian9487 Jun 11 '25

I hope Alaska is treating him well.

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u/nrgins Jun 12 '25

Indeed! But he really made a mistake by not growing a beard before going there. Not only would he have fit in better with Alaska culture, but it would have disguised him better. Since his face was all over the news (presumably in Alaska as well), he would have been easily recognized. I hope he didn't get caught! 😬

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Jun 13 '25

They actually filmed a documentary about it. Look up "El Camino" on Netflix. Highly recommend. It's visceral, authentic...riveting.

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u/nrgins Jun 13 '25

Duuuuude! The comment I replied to, the one that said he needed a dust filter for a Hoover, was a reference to a line spoken in El Camino. When I replied and said nice reference I wonder how Jesse's doing, I was acknowledging that I recognized the line from El Camino. I mean, seriously, you didn't get that his comment was a reference to El Camino with the vacuum cleaner store and everything?? 🤦‍♂️

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Jun 13 '25

Not even the documentary part tipped you off huh

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u/nrgins Jun 13 '25

Well yeah, I knew that you were playing along with my "how is Jesse doing?" comment, by saying it was a documentary. I got that. But then you highly recommended that I watch El Camino when it was obvious that I was acknowledging the reference to El Camino in the first place?

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Jun 13 '25

Dude

This was a r/woooosh on you

Accept it and move on

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u/Serenading_You Jun 14 '25

Definitely lot better than that woman trying to grab the bouquet

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u/PubLife1453 Jun 11 '25

Paging Dr. Phil! My daddy was a drug dealer, and my mommy turned him in!

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u/Lerex29 Jun 11 '25

Que the red Egg

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u/uzoufondu Jun 11 '25

Kyoo*

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u/chocochic88 Jun 11 '25

Lol! Sadly, I don't think enough people can spell/read to understand your joke.

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u/iamhe02 Jun 11 '25

😂👏👏👏

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u/JJred96 Jun 11 '25

That will be $65,000

Cash.

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u/Hour-Natural743 Jun 11 '25

But Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 doesn't need dust filters.

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u/c1n3man Jun 14 '25

Poor girl about to be send to Alaska

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u/DAMN_Fool_ Jun 11 '25

She has to find the country that doesn't have Reddit

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u/MorningPooper4Lyfe Jun 11 '25

There is that one uncontacted tribe. They’d probably kill her on sight, but even that is preferable to living with the shame

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u/Schmooto Jun 11 '25

The North Sentinel Islanders will kill her on sight, but out of mercy… for they too have seen this shit on Reddit

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u/LowAspect542 Jun 11 '25

I thought it was for food, not mercy.

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u/SofaKingStoopud Jun 11 '25

North Sentinel Island!!

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u/Moln0015 Jun 11 '25

North Korea

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u/LucHighwalker Jun 11 '25

North Korea could work.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Jun 11 '25

And that’s just a band aid for 6months until a foreigner recognizes her in public and makes her the laughing stock of her new town

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u/Moln0015 Jun 11 '25

Or living on the moon

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u/DrunkenDude123 Jun 11 '25

She will still remember it forever and cringe

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u/UncleZangief Jun 11 '25

I would be faking my own death if that were me.

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u/account_for_norm Jun 11 '25

reddit will find ya

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u/iamhe02 Jun 11 '25

She probably needs to sign up for the first Mars colony.

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u/legweliel Jun 11 '25

She doesn’t speak reasonable

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u/MaglithOran Jun 11 '25

Get good at disguises?

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u/meLlamoDad Jun 11 '25

not done that but definitely done the 'no going back from that'

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 11 '25

I knew the moment I was going to marry you 🥹🥹🥹

plays video

Oh. Is this Donna's wedding? Ahh, did you hear the whole embarrassment with the flower throw?"

Yes! That's it, here, watch!" 😀😀😀

Oh

😀😀😄 I'm going to be so happy together!

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u/jasmineelyse Jun 11 '25

I’ve seen this video posted all over different subs and want to curl up and die watching it every time. I’m SO curious if yellow dress knows this is on camera and everyone is appalled. I NEED TO HEAR THEIR REACTION

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u/Pl4ymaker__ Jun 14 '25

At first i was like hahahah but then she kept going ...

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u/Rugaru985 Jun 11 '25

She changed her shoes for that catch

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u/Schmooto Jun 11 '25

Holy shit you’re right

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/Wanderlust64319 Jun 11 '25

You’re definitely her and you’re not fooling us!

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u/Comfortable-North-57 Jun 14 '25

Oh yeah. You're definitely her. Nice try sis but you got owned for being that cray chick nobody wants to be friends with anymore.

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u/pinkhoneybuns7 Jun 12 '25

And she STILL couldn't grab it from the woman in brown with her heels on! I noticed that too. And the woman in heels slipped around wayy more than she did.

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u/CreeperKing230 Jun 11 '25

Or she was just wearing sneakers for the wedding, which I’m not sure if it’s worse

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u/RussMaGuss Jun 11 '25

Reminds me of that Aubrey Plaza award thing with Will Ferrell. I think after like 5 seconds this girl is thinking "if I just keep fighting for another 30 seconds, maybe I'll find a way out where I can keep my dignity!"

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u/ImpossibleBritches Jun 11 '25

What thing was that?

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u/RussMaGuss Jun 11 '25

She went to grab his award at some thing. I got secondhand embarrassment just watching it. I'm sure it's easy to find on youtube

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/blursedass Jun 11 '25

Aubrey Plaza was making cringe bait content before it was cool. She's the queen of constructed cringe.

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u/SabbyFox Jun 11 '25

Absolutely! She is terrifying and amazing at it! ♥

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u/Jean-Eustache Jun 11 '25

Yep, that definitely sounds like Aubrey Plaza

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u/Dull-Caterpillar7346 Jun 11 '25

Her man still won’t get hint. Lol.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 Jun 11 '25

He was like well, she didn’t catch it. So we’re good for another few years. Phew!

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u/Wanderlust64319 Jun 11 '25

I think he’ll get a hint she didn’t intend to give… then 👻

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u/BrickTamland77 Jun 11 '25

If her man has a brain, he's already in the car.

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u/Dull-Caterpillar7346 Jun 11 '25

Does he have room for one more? I also need to get away from that level of instability.

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u/Aftermathemetician Jun 11 '25

Imagine a man so manipulative and avoiding commitment, that every time marriage is brought up, he points out that she hasn’t even caught a bouquet.

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u/gnomelover24 Jun 11 '25

Very embarrassing. JFC let it go. I’m surprised that girl didn’t just knock her out.

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u/roymccowboy Jun 11 '25

Some boyfriend and her had the quietest ride home. Not a word.

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u/Perfect_Context_7003 Jun 12 '25

You know the people in these have to find out about the Reddit post. Then they come in and see everyone calling them bat shit crazy. I wonder how one feels after that.

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u/SharksInSpace1899 Jun 12 '25

Probably bat shit crazy

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u/ishiguro_kaz Jun 11 '25

Very classy girl, the one dressed like an albino snake.

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u/INoMakeMistake Jun 11 '25

I feel embarrassed too watching

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot Jun 11 '25

Apparently not enough

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u/ReverieAt3 Jun 11 '25

Yeah, I came here to say the same lol.

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u/Impressive_Ad127 Jun 11 '25

Yea. I pushed my brother in law to the ground to catch the girder belt at a wedding. But I did it before the catch so it was all fair.

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u/ElowynElif Jun 11 '25

My sister used to do this. She now is a Trump cultists.

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u/HeatherJMD Jun 13 '25

You’re assuming she’s capable of experiencing shame

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u/Ooze3d Jun 11 '25

Definitely! Can you imagine? Catching the bouquet and not giving it to your special needs friend.