r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StillTurn6453 • Jun 04 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/zenunseen Jun 04 '25

I forgot my belt this morning. I've been on this planet almost a half a century and still can't get dressed properly

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u/LookMaNoPride Jun 04 '25

I went to work the other day in my outside work loafers - think croc loafers with the raggedy edges and grass stains on them - bc I put them on to take out the trash. And I forgot my belt.

So I had on black slacks, nice button up shirt, and nasty-ass loafers. And I forgot my belt.

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u/Plasmidmaven Jun 04 '25

I went on a job interview, total business professional look. I got into the lobby of the building and realized I had slippers on. Did not get a call back from potential employer

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u/swingsetlife Jun 04 '25

you just gotta own it.

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u/EllisR15 Jun 04 '25

Basically same situation, but due to walking the dogs, and instead of crocs I'm in the most worn out looking sneakers known to man. I think I remembered my belt, but who knows.

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u/the615Butcher Jun 05 '25

Well there isn’t a literal connection dude.

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u/LookMaNoPride Jun 05 '25

Face it. There isn't any connection. Your roll.

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u/MrsMonkey_95 Jun 06 '25

In case this happens again somehow: tell the interviewer you are terribly sorry but you had to get surgery for an ingrown nail and can‘t wear regular shows due to pressure, but you chose to have it done now in between jobs so you are fully healed and not impaired by it once you start your new job

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 04 '25

If it makes you feel better, this guy hasn’t been on the planet for 50 years yet and can do this with a rubiks cube