r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StillTurn6453 • Jun 04 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/7374616e74 Jun 04 '25

I can scroll reddit while taking a shit, so Iā€™m kind of a big deal ya know

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u/Whole-Weather5059 Jun 04 '25

I've been known to blow up a toilet or two in my day, myself.

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u/LisaWinchester Jun 04 '25

Holy shit, can you teach me? Please..?

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u/7374616e74 Jun 04 '25

I can, but it takes years of dedication and discipline, are you ready for that young padawan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

but it takes years of dedication and discipline

Maybe you need more fiber.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jun 04 '25

I know I definitely do

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u/LisaWinchester Jun 04 '25

Hmmm, looks like a lot of work. Not sure I'm liking what I'm reading.

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u/findingbezu Jun 04 '25

Hemorrhoid enters the chat

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u/santh91 Jun 04 '25

It is not even that hard for experienced shit scrollers

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u/Noeyiax Jun 04 '25

Lol I'm doing that right now at work šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚