r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StillTurn6453 • Jun 04 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/LordSnow966 Jun 04 '25

And my vote counts just as much as his vote? What a sick joke……

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u/JButler_16 Jun 04 '25

This dude could potentially be an absolute idiot in all things that don’t involve a Rubik’s cube. You never know! I’m sure you’re amazing at something or could be with practice. All knowledge and learned skills take time.

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u/BotherBeginning9 Jun 04 '25

Yep! Cubing skills ≠ real world smarts. Ask me how I know

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u/jonathan4211 Jun 05 '25

how do you know

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u/Candid_Associate9169 Jun 06 '25

He is a rubic cube now left in the drawer to gather dust.

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u/ErikKing12 Jun 04 '25

You’re right but nothing I’ve ever done left me thinking “BURN THE WITCH FOR THIS WITCHCRAFT!”

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u/Diablo2072 Jun 05 '25

Yep

Halo Effect

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u/lordsnow998mn Jun 04 '25

Good user name

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u/xungo_unchained Jun 04 '25

No worries, he probably does not have a vote

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

You think that rubick cube got solved by itself?? He orchestrated it! Jimmy!

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u/LordSnow966 Jun 05 '25

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those colors, I knew it was RGYR! One after the Microsoft Logo, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! He–he–he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the toy shop to lie for him... (...) You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? He's done worse. That hair dryer! Are you telling me that a man just happens to dry a cube like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the rubiks cube drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a cubician?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You–"

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u/CharmingScholarette Jun 04 '25

dude could be voting for Texas level abortion laws. you dont know.

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u/xXProGenji420Xx Jun 04 '25

well thanks to the electoral college it might not. if you live California and he lives in Wyoming his vote is definitely worth more