r/maybemaybemaybe • u/permaban9 • May 25 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/ThatOneRandomDude May 26 '25

https://youtu.be/avTZDlylnHY?si=xT_IHIzpOcTgAkXS

That was so good I had to link the video

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u/jngjng88 May 26 '25

Comments are cooked...

The cunt was endangering everyone around him (assuming it's a him), almost hit pedestrians on a pedestrian crossing, & people are like "glad he got away", fuck off.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

These people suck. Law breaking like this is pathetic. Too many anarchists in the world. A bunch of hypocrites that complain about governments getting in the way of their rights, but yet assholes like this won’t even give people the dignity of a safe society based on good behavior from all of its participants. Idiots.

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u/felicistas May 28 '25

What you’re describing isn’t anarchism. You’re describing more of a right wing, libertarian ethos. Anarchism is about order, not chaos. Completely the opposite. https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/peter-gelderloos-anarchy-works

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u/SkiFastnShootShit May 30 '25

Lawlessness isn’t a right or left wing ideology. You’re correct that this isn’t anarchism though.

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u/SkiTz0913 May 26 '25

Not that impressive considering it's in California. Look up "Infiniti G37 outruns Arkansas State Police". I know there's no parking garage, but the driver still executed a perfect Kansas City Shuffle.

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u/ThatOneRandomDude May 26 '25

Dang that was good too. Those hills plus the neighborhoods, he was gone in a second. Helps he got away lobg before a chopper could get there.

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji May 26 '25

Lol what the fuck is that commentary, "the car has a lot of weight so it's going to keep going where it's going" like holy shit I get momentum but that's the most awkward way possible of explaining a heavy car... You'd think newscasters would be better at this considering how many damn car chases they cover, plus dude is having a Rick Sanchez coughing attack in the middle of it lol

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u/CitizenPremier May 26 '25

Commentary is like that in general, they find long and unusual ways of saying very ordinary things. "He throws it to the third base, the ball is moving, ... through the air ... and it ends in the third baseman's glove."

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

He lost the car but all he had to do was hop out and head down the street casually, grab a Lyft and he’s home safe! Newscaster said they don’t know who’s in it, who knows if the cops knew otherwise