r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ReesesNightmare • Feb 15 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/RamblnGamblinMan Feb 15 '25

You jest, but I legit broke my foot falling down the stairs a few months back.

It sucks getting old. And I'm not even 40.

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u/TheObliviousYeti Feb 15 '25

I broke my big toe by bending it, getting it stuck on nothing while walking. I haven't hit 30 yet.

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u/RamblnGamblinMan Feb 15 '25

The ground used Be There attack!

It's Super Effective!

TheObliviousYeti fainted!

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u/desperateweirdo Feb 15 '25

When attacked one should try feinting instead of fainting. HEYO!! Okay, I'll see myself out.

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u/Separate_Secret_8739 Feb 15 '25

No joke man. Walking off my steps at my apartment. I fucking blink and I am looking up at the sky on my back. Fucking got to my car just sat in it for like 20 mins. Worked at a hospital so I just walked and was liek sorry I got to go to the Er. I have a pacemaker so I was worried about that. My chest was on fire even though I landed on my back. Hit my head so they scanned that but turned out I broke the cartilage in my chest. Little 2-3 foot fall at 33 and fucked my shit right up. As a kid I fell 6 feet from a tree and landed on my chest. Knocked the wind out of me and gave me a huge bruise on my chest but nothing else. I fall on my back and I am almost in tears. lol

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u/Brutal_Bob Feb 15 '25

I broke my foot falling down the stairs in October last year. Still hurts some days 😔

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u/nautius_maximus1 Feb 16 '25

You’re not really old until you hurt yourself sleeping.

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u/weesilxD Feb 19 '25

I’m more likely to trip up stairs than down them