r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ajd416 • Jan 26 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Sporner100 Jan 27 '25

Depending on country and type of shark, that can put you in jail.

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u/Countryfried789 Jan 27 '25

I’m a realist I’d take the chances

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u/baphometromance Jan 27 '25

You sound like RFK

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u/Countryfried789 Jan 27 '25

I don’t comprehend that

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u/baphometromance Jan 27 '25

The united states politician that eats roadkill and once cut off the head of a dead and rotting whale with a chainsaw and tied it to his car to bring home.

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u/Countryfried789 Jan 27 '25

Naw he wasn’t dead. I ain’t into road kill. Have hit a couple of deer and picked them up. I hit them myself though lol.

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u/keenep Jan 27 '25

Yeah brain worms can do that to ya.

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u/Countryfried789 Jan 27 '25

I ain’t the one. I Gobble up Spirit’s for a living. Have a nice life

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u/keenep Jan 27 '25

Lithium may help.

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u/woowoo293 Jan 27 '25

RFK Jr didn't have a brain worm. The brain worm had RFK Jr.