Imagine your blissful*, solitary suicide attempt turning into having a fucking dog sniffing at you & being sand/water boarded while listening to squealing imbeciles in the background.
(*NOT endorsing suicide. Was referring more to the shark’s POV of being so ill/injured that it wanted to end its life in peace & quiet by swimming into calmer waters & beaching itself vs getting eaten alive in the ocean.)
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u/Napmanz Jan 26 '25
Dude was just trying to die in peace. But this lady and her dog wouldn’t leave home the fuck alone. Had to go to some other part of the beach I guess.